Black market blank invitation makes it possible for the Obamas to attend William & Kate’s wedding

by editor on March 2, 2011

Feeling snubbed by Prince William and Kate, Michelle? IHateTheMedia.com has the solution.

The First Lady is obviously a bit miffed that the President and she were not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. And the simple fact is that IHateTheMedia.com couldn’t just sit by and watch her heartbreak. So we took action.

The Daily Telegraph UK has the details:

BLANK invitations to the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton available on the black market have sparked security concerns ahead of the April 29 ceremony.

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A man claiming to work for the printing firm which produced the genuine invitations offered a journalist a blank copy, demanding STG2000 ($3200) and adding that he could supply several more.

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We know Michelle is looking forward to playing grab ass with the Queen again

A reporter for the London newspaper, The Mail on Sunday, met the man last week and was shown an invitation almost identical to the genuine document which went on show for the media when the invitations were sent, more than a week ago. The only difference between the genuine and fake invitation is that the black market version is missing two dotted lines where the names of guests are written by hand.

We’ve taken the liberty of printing your names on a copy of the blank invitation, Michelle. All you need to do is print this page on a piece of nice, official looking piece of paper, cut out the invitation, and then head for London.

We’re pretty sure it’ll work, Michelle. Because you belong at that wedding, damn it. You belong.

Source: Daily Telegraph UK

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Noelegy
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Noelegy

Oh, there is such sour-grapes spite on the part of the left over this: the FLOTUS is too BUSY and IMPORTANT to attend a piddly little royal wedding anyway!

Old Goat
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Old Goat

One’s Lord Chamberlain has cocked up, royally. Orf with his head!!

One does NOT require the presence of this Obama thing and its monstrous partner at the wedding of one’s grandson, and his piece of fluff.

There will be quite sufficient numbers of self-interested nonentities that one HAD to invite present, without the additon of those who pretend to run America, thank you.

So kindly ensure that those common Obama people are occupied in their OWN country (at least, they think it’s their own…) on the appointed day, and not cluttering up one’s festivities here in Britain.

Ay thank you most royally…

Queenie

Noelegy
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Noelegy

The word “nonentity” always makes me think of the wonderfully nasty Stephen Sondheim musical (that will never get made into a Tim Burton movie), “Assassins.” In it, there is a scene where John Wilkes Booth (played by Victor Garber, whom I love) is ranting theatrically and refers to Lee Harvey Oswald as a “vapid, vacuous nonentity.” Oddly prescient description of Our Dear Leader.

Kjackers
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Kjackers

I know it’s going to be a circus but the only way these two clowns get in is if Desiree Rogers is now the Social Secretary for Buckingham Palace.

Grammar Fuhrer
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Grammar Fuhrer

You wanna feel like a Princess?

It ain’t gonna be cheap little lady, and don’t tell no one that yous and I ever met. Kapeesh?

C_Strasburger
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C_Strasburger

From the title……

No pun intended, right? LOL…..

KimmyQueen
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She deserves to go, she is the most well dressed, best liked, the most beautiful first lady of any country this world has ever seen.

Why are you laughing? No for real why are you laughing? I meant it! For real!

Grammar Fuhrer
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Grammar Fuhrer

Oh, you.

KimmyQueen
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One person doesn’t know me 🙁

jukin
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jukin

My Spidey Sense tells me that the Obamas would give another Ipod with his speeches on it as a wedding gift.

Big Al
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Big Al

Just date the invitation two weeks after the wedding.

hisham
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hisham

I agree with deepthinker, I think the both of them should go. Party crash if they have to; it’s just that important for the Party-Crasher-In-Chief and his loyal Side-Kick, Moochelle Ma Belle, to go to this ball. Maybe, if we’re lucky, they’ll turn back into the shamefaced marxist rats we know them to be if they forget to leave the royal ball before the clock strikes twelve!

deepthinker
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deepthinker

Please oh please send them one. The two of them will be out of the country and in the presences of Scottland Yard and Interpool. Between these two fine agencies they should have the best seats in all of England for the two of them.

I think I even have some money to assist with the fueiling cost for the flight over.