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California dairy farmers must buy multimillion $ cow-manure ‘digesters’ to comply with climate-change law. Why don’t they just feed this to the Democrats? They’re full of shit anyway? They can call it Soylent Brown.

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marks@ddg7.com
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marks@ddg7.com

Geez, what did the Dinosaurs do ?

JPTravis
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As Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would be quick to tell you, dinosaurs never pooped… that’s why they were so big.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Instead I seriously suggest that we use he democrats in Sacramento to be assigned a farm and suck out cow farts with their lips….

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

I’ve got it! Just switch to electric cows – problem solved!

JPTravis
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Even better, electric cows genetically engineered to grow little windmills on their backs to produce the electricity. You know what? We should patent this idea and apply for a federal grant.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

The problem with that is – genetic engineering is scary, evil Franken-science. (Although what the former Senator from Minnesota has to do with it is beyond me).

JPTravis
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Well, our intention was never to actually do any genetic engineering. We just want the federal grant. Then we will rent a big pole barn, hire some sexy support staff, and pretend to do genetic engineering. That’s how it works.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

Oh well, in that case, full speed ahead.

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart

“We should patent this idea and apply for a federal grant.”

Call the company Cowlyndra.

JPTravis
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deepthinker
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deepthinker

So if the dairy farmers must buy this bull shit (pun intended) why does not Al Snore Gore and Leo Deflappo not have too?

Both could run the hose from one orifice right into the tank of their cars or into their private jets. Fueling both with BULL SHIT Gas power.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Or every politician. Shouldn’t they have to pay to fly home and back every week? And pay again for their private limos? And pay again for all the hot air they spew every time they open their mouths? Seems fair to me.

StrinaM
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How bovine can these people be?

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

Please let this be fake news…please?