Chris Matthews throws his panties and room key at President Obama

by editor on May 1, 2011

Oh, my god. Chris Matthews gave up all pretense of objectivity Friday and moved directly into oohing and ahhing over President Obama.

“If you think about him as a guy out in the sun, with the sun in his face, looking like a cowboy with his sleeves rolled up . . . here he is out in the sun, short sleeves, he’s always been fit, looking like a million bucks, looking like a guy.”

This is obviously a doctored video clip. In the original Matthews continued by saying “… looking like a million bucks, looking like a guy all shaved and covered with Crisco and lying naked on bed of roses just waiting for a boyish, blonde-haired reporter to finish his provocative nightly cable TV news show.”

At least that’s the way we heard it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiHNagi-Z58

H/T: WeaselZippers

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So Much Hate
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There are a lot of disgusting comments here.

KimmyQueen
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Yes they are, and all of them funny.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Yeah, some comments are over the top but they’re right on target.

LA Sunset
Member

Then why do you come here and read them?

Max Fisher
Guest

I can just imagine what poor Mrs Matthews has to go through. On those rare nights of passion,does ole chris pop a porno tape in the VCR to get them in the mood? no,he plays an old Obama speech and starts to rub himself. He whips himself into a frenzy as his wife silently waits to play her part. After what seems like to her hours of his moaning and groaning,he gets on all fours,tosses her the Obama mask and a strap-on and tells her to get busy

KimmyQueen
Guest

This is both gross and funny. Since I am laughing so hard right now I am guessing funny wins out in the end. I mean come on how is this not possible? Considering the vast amount of video and sound bites we have gathered for almost three years? This man is in love with Obama it is obvious and Mrs. Matthews (if there is one) unless she is stupid must know something is wrong with this man.

matthew s harrison
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Proof positive that “Larry Sinclair” is just the code word for Chris Matthews. Only a gay lover would gush over another man like this. This is just hard to watch(pun intended). Matthews constantly has rug-burns on his knees due to his weekly junkets to DC to service barry under the oval office desk…..the underside of that desk seems to get a lot of activity when a democrat is in office……kennedy, bubba, barry……when the libtards elect Clooney, maybe they will retire it and get one with a bigger space underneath it, and some better padding for all the sycophants and whores who follow democrats to that office?

people are phony
Guest

You’re all a bunch of closet masturbators

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Your’e confusing us with Ed Schultz.

Buck O'Fama
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OK, Chris, we know you’re upset Obama didn’t come to your room last night. Maybe he’ll make it up to you by having some of his staff tune in to your show.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Projecting much?

john
Member

Maybe after a good cry you’ll be able to sleep tonight, you rosie lipped butterfly.

Jim Stewart
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With the Obama economy a closet is about all most people will be able to afford.

people are phony
Guest

All of you homophobes get a life.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

I’ve got a life but Chris Matthews has got a boner.

hisham
Guest

LOL!

KimmyQueen
Guest

So… you ARE saying that Matthews IS gay? and so is Obama….? okay then thanks for clearing that out.

john
Member

Homophobes? I don’t have an irrational fear of your type, I think your funny. Grown men fantasizing in public about another effeminate “man”. That’s not our thing phony, but hey if that’s what your into.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

MSNBC should change its name to “Brokeback Broadcasting”. It appears that tingle up Chris’s leg has blossomed into total Obama eroticism—not that here’s anything wrong with that.

KimmyQueen
Guest

There is a lot of wrong with that if the guy claims to be unbiased reporter or broadcaster. Christ Matthews is wrong on all levels of wrongitude. He sucks on all levels of suckitude. He is also gross and disgusting. He and Obama will make the best buddies.

hisham
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Goodness gracious KQ, tell us what you really think of the gay, I mean guy.

Lark
Member

Suckitude might be my new favorite word! Thanks, Kimmy!

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Rogertheshrubber
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All aboard the good ship “The Raging Queen”!!!!

Watching “Hard”ball is like reading Bernie Goldberg’s “A Slobbering Love Affair” only with regular updates.

RTS

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Goddam, that’s embarassing to watch. Chris Matthews has gone beyond partisanship and sycophancy to become Obama’s leg humping poodle.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Ewwww gross! Is he even married cause ewww….

The Obumbly Obomster
Member

If this isn’t proof that Mathews is gay, I dunno what is. Maybe we should send HIM a bunch of Obama blow up dolls.

Navyvet
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Chris already has a bunch. I’ll bet he had them custom made.

john
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Maybe that’s not drool he always has hanging from his sissor lips.

LA Sunset
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The key noteworthy phrase in that entire snippet was at the end:

“…at least that’s what they’re trying to get across.”

Burly Early
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Captain O: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Chris Matthews: No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain O: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain O: Do you…like movies about gladiators?
Captain O: Chris, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?

Next thing you know Chris Matthews will be telling Kareem Abdul-Jabbar how his daddy says he doesn’t work hard, except during the playoffs.

hisham
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You know, I’ve always wondered if Chrissy Matthews was swishy. It’s kinda starting to look that way.

Bruce
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“Doing manly things, with manly men…in a manly way”

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