Congress aims to de-fund Medicare’s spending on ‘penis pumps’ to pay for disabilities bill – and will save $44 MILLION per year doing it! This is what we call some limp legislation.

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18 Comments on "Congress aims to de-fund Medicare’s spending on ‘penis pumps’ to pay for disabilities bill – and will save $44 MILLION per year doing it!"

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deepthinker
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What about the funding for the castration of Boehner and the other RINOs?

pickle squirt
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I found it a little hard to follow suit since my extended thoughts became flaccid.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Good thing Slick Willy and Carlos Danger are out of office, they’d be bullshit about losing this benefit.

Not so silent
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Well I know Bill is “flat broke” but I bet the DNC would buy him a couple to keep the donors happy.

Sidekick
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Cialis, I told you the pun threads are hard to beat.

JPTravis
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I’m sure Medicare recipients will be in mourning about this, and their flags will be at half mast…

Jim Stewart
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Ok the puns started with the Chinese pun article. But maybe we can keep it up here with the penis puns. This could be seminal. But please, no cockamamie puns or ones that would make a seaman groan.

Not so silent
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I’m sure some demotard will find a downside….and be limp with anger.

TheCape
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Not only is it good to save money on this, but hopefully this also shuts down some of the complaining from the Sandra Flukes about how Medicare covers “Viagra and Penis Pumps”

Not so silent
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Here is a group of “pump” recipients after getting theirs…..

http://knuckledraggin.com/2014/12/gotta-california-64/

flashingscotsman
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No, it doesn’t have to be California. I know some guys like that in Idaho.

poppajoe49
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Fluke her.

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