Crushed unicorn dreams: “Why is my paycheck less” turns to Obama vote regrets: “I should have voted Romney.” Hey, he hasn’t even started his 2nd term – you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Didja know your health insurance is going up by double digits? “F*cking Obama! F*ck you! This taking out more taxes sh*t better fu*king help me out!! Very upset to see my paycheck less today!” Awesome.