Dems giving away tickets to Obama’s DNC acceptance speech in taverns. “Everyone who is at Manuel’s Tavern or the Bibb County Democratic Party by noon is eligible for two tickets.” Y, Obama speeches are like toothaches, both are easier to bear when one is properly medicated. We surmise Manuel didn’t build that tavern….

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deepthinker
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Hurry guys, the beer is running out and people will have to go take a leak and they might miss you. That or they just might take the ticket and toss it into the urinal and just piss all over the ticket.

What is next, a date with Sandra (birth control operative) Fluke or with Debbie Blabber Mouth Shultz to try and get people into the seats.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Fluke, yes. She puts out, and if you’re drunk enough, she might look good.
Schmutz, not so much unless you are offering a paper bag to put over her head. Better make that plastic, the grease from her hair will leak through paper.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

I offered them a Black & Tan in thanks and got my ass kicked, go figure. ( hey, hey, there were five of them! i TRIED)

Karmaa
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Karmaa

I guess this is the only hope they have of getting some people at the convention. Give tickets away to drunk moochers.

I mean, really? Is THAT where you would go to try and drum up support if you were a candidate? Personally, I would try to give them away on a radio show, or a party member’s stump speech – but hand them to the first 50 slobbering drunks that come by? At least hand them out at a soup kitchen or something to get those brown faces that the left is so fond of counting, into the audience.

sa_rose
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sa_rose

They need to ensure a full hall, and they need the crowd to be loud and rowdy. Enter the drunks. They are too blitzed to ask meaningful questions, the will cheer whoever gets them the best deal on drinks and they are LOUD!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Is THAT where you would go to try and drum up support if you were a candidate?

No, but Obama is desperate to show that he has the same kind of support he did in ’08. This scheme of rounding up the drunks is just because he is having a hard time finding sober people to follow him.

Ruben
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Ruben

Just another indicator why The Right’s optimism level at the likelihood America is going to kick the Commie-In-Chief to the curb in November should be rising everyday.

PsychoDad
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They better hurry while still CAN give them away!

Big Al
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Big Al

Ha Ha!

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Just so you know I try to carry on, I just got booted from Huff-Po. Sissies.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

If that doesn’t work, they could throw in a Chris Mathews secret racism decoder ring with every ticket; if that doesn’t work, they could bribe people with taxpayer money; and if that doesn’t work, they could just round up people at gunpoint.