FBI: More people killed with hammers, clubs each year than rifles. Not to mention that hammers are responsible for breaking fingers and driving health care costs UP. (Wow, we’re starting to think like statists and it’s making our head hurt… sorta like somebody conked us with a hammer.)

schumer with hammer

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47 Comments on "FBI: More people killed with hammers, clubs each year than rifles"

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Guest
January 3, 2013 9:02 pm

WHAT ABOUT CHAINSAWS, MAN? I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CHAINSAWS.

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January 3, 2013 10:04 pm

Watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

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January 3, 2013 9:39 pm

Ban them all!

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 3, 2013 10:39 pm

If they’re liberals, I’d be concerned about how many of them died due to forced insertion of small furry rodents.
Talk about things that need to be banned.

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MGAP
January 3, 2013 11:07 pm

I spent NY’s down in Mexico City. They had roughly 12-15 cops on each street corner and one every 50 feet along the sidewalk for crowd control. What struck me as odd was that in a country with super strict gun and ammunition laws, almost every one of them were wearing a bulletproof vest and body armor. I see my observation was off now. Clearly they were wearing “hammerproof vests” and “club resistant shin/elbow guards.”

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poppajoe49
January 3, 2013 11:47 pm

What is Chuck Schumer doing holding an Estwing 24 oz framing hammer?
It;s not like he has any clue what it’s used for!

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ooddballz
January 4, 2013 2:36 am

I was wondering the same thing, and I can’t tell if it is a ‘waffle head” but my thumb can personally attest how dangerous THOSE things are. I am calling for a mandatory background check and 7 day waiting period for the purchase of “waffle headed” hammers.

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poppajoe49
January 4, 2013 6:53 am

No, I DL’d the pic from the original article and enlarged it, it doesn’t look like a waffle head. Good thing, Schumer shouldn’t carry anything more dangerous than a Bob the Builder plastic hammer!

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January 4, 2013 11:20 am

He already wields a “Barry the Destroyer” hammer. That’s dangerous enough.

Member
January 5, 2013 3:49 pm

It’s obvious from the way he’s holding it he has no clue how it works.

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davidintexas
January 4, 2013 1:12 am

It appears that little Chucky is about to attack someone that is trying to get between him and a camera. Dangerous place to be.

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deepthinker
January 4, 2013 4:10 am

What is so funny about the picture is Chucky most likely hasn’t ever used a hammer in a productive way.

This gives the charlatan and the jack ass something more to bemoan about. Where there’s away, there’s a will. Sticks and stones

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Big Al
January 4, 2013 5:27 am

The only people who should be allowed to own hammers are the military, police and Hell’s Angels {their weapon of choice}.

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Trickie
January 4, 2013 5:41 am

I bet that lib has a Sickle in his other hand

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danybhoy
January 4, 2013 7:56 am

Socialism killed at least 200 million people in the 20th Century.

Maybe we should ban that.

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KimmyQueen
January 4, 2013 8:18 am

Indeed…

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poppajoe49
January 4, 2013 10:44 pm

No, you can’t do that! How would the poor survive?

/sarc

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KimmyQueen
January 4, 2013 8:20 am

Right because those things are very easily bought and accessible. So of course the answer is for people to go to Home Depot and prove they are builders and home owners well that is just too bad they will HAVE to hire someone o do any work that requires a tool or they will have to pay for a license to use it. :-/

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January 5, 2013 10:26 am

I was at Home Depot yesterday. There was a huge rack of hammers, hammers of all different types, for killing under various situations. Some were large, some where small. There were even Saturday Night Specials, obviously of no use at all other than killing people, and cheap so any criminal could afford one. Then I turned around, and couldn’t believe the variety of holsters they had.

I got scared, and ran out of the store screaming.

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KimmyQueen
January 5, 2013 3:07 pm

I am so sorry that you had to go through that horrible experience. Home Depot should be banned and Lowe’s too for that matter.

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January 5, 2013 3:53 pm

You should have seen it. Right next to the hammers? AXES!

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KimmyQueen
January 5, 2013 4:14 pm

OMG that is like a horror movie!

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sa_rose
January 5, 2013 7:58 pm

NO! Don’t tell me! How obn earth did you make it out?

Member
January 6, 2013 9:21 am

I can run pretty fast for a fat old white boy.

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poppajoe49
January 5, 2013 3:59 pm

Well, I have at least 30 different hammers of all shapes and sizes, so if anyone tries to take them, they’ll never get me without a fight!

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Sidekick
January 5, 2013 4:13 pm

Good as place as any: We had a PGR event here in my neighborhood. A wheelchair bound wounded warrior is getting a house built nearby. The news was all over it….checkout Baynews 9 if you have Brighthouse. My daughter and I stopped by and we looked for you. Thought you may have been there.

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poppajoe49
January 5, 2013 4:22 pm

No, sorry. Wife is sick, and I have nursing duity.

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sa_rose
January 5, 2013 8:00 pm

Man, you just can’t get a break, can you? How are things with your FIL? Hope the New Year shapes up better for you!

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poppajoe49
January 6, 2013 6:54 am

I would say it can’t get worse, but Obama is still in the WH, and everything is up for grabs!
FIL is not getting better, I have to take him to work with me every day now to prevent him from walking off and disappearing.

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sa_rose
January 6, 2013 12:29 pm

Sad. How fortunate he is that you are willing and able to care for him so well.

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poppajoe49
January 6, 2013 5:10 pm

It makes him feel useful, but I’m afraid of what will happen in the summer, I don’t know how well he’ll tolerate the heat and humidity.

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January 4, 2013 9:33 am

Ban! Ban!
Maxwell’s silver hammer
Might came down upon yer head

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mojo
January 4, 2013 10:00 am

Look out! Chuckles has an ASSAULT HAMMER!

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xgman
January 4, 2013 6:27 pm

No one is killed by farts.

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sa_rose
January 4, 2013 8:28 pm

Except your brain cells

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January 5, 2013 10:28 am

TD,…………..MO.

Admin
January 4, 2013 6:39 pm

The libtards should immediately ban the song “If I had a hammer”

Member
January 5, 2013 10:30 am

That would be kinda nice, actually.

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danybhoy
January 6, 2013 5:58 pm

Thanks for bringing up that worthless song by The Weavers. Another bunch of worthless socialists.

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sa_rose
January 4, 2013 8:29 pm

What about fists and steel toed boot encased feet. How many deaths have we had where someone was simply beaten to death? Ban fists, feet, shoes, aw hell, ban EVERYTHING!!

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poppajoe49
January 4, 2013 10:47 pm

Ban roll on deodorant!

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sa_rose
January 5, 2013 12:04 pm

Do they still make that?

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poppajoe49
January 5, 2013 4:18 pm
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Not so silent
January 6, 2013 12:29 am

You know if you look at the photo long enough, you can clearly imagine Schumer hitting himself in the head with that hammer until it’s all over but the shouting…..It is aimed in the right direction…perhaps Chucky was thinking about “hammercide”……

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January 6, 2013 9:24 am

Wishful thinking?

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