George Clooney calls global warming deniers “silly” and “ridiculous”. One more comment on the C02’s Clooney story. Mrs Editor, who reads all the Hollywood gossip websites, tells me that Clooney was dumped by Stacy Keebler because he wasn’t interested in having sex with her often enough. Who you callin’ silly and ridiculous, Clooney?

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IdahoGuy
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IdahoGuy

It never ceases to amaze me that *anyone* would care about the opinion of an uneducated Hollywood lib, who’s only skill is to read a line that someone else wrote.

Muhammad el Bacon
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Muhammad el Bacon

Miss Stacy Keibler? Like in Keibler Cookies?

So, stubby limp-dick George Clooney couldn’t get his cookies off fast enough, or often enough, for Miss Keibler? Dang Progressives should all be classified as inept mental midgets, required by law to seek psychological counseling. Since she was a professional wrestler, perhaps she should just rip his magic twanger out by the roots as a memento of all their good times together. Apparently he doesn’t use it very often.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

And hot, horny women should throw their towel into the conservative ring. They would find themselves much more satisfied.

KimmyQueen
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This thread is troll infested… *fumigates*

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

I don’t mind the silent trolls as long as Bettyjuice stays away.

Sidekick
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Sidekick

Seems Ghost got to the noisy one.

hisham
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hisham

He probably got dumped by her because he’s an old self-loving fuddy-duddy, while she’s a self-loving young, beautiful, sexy, cheese-cakey, vanilla tart who’s just discovered her vagina and wants to explore beyond the boring extent of some balding old self-loving rich, white, has-been.

JPTravis
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I sympathize with Clooney. Who would want to have sex with THAT?

JPTravis
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Oh wait, I was looking at the next picture.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

There is an old saying that behind every hot woman is a guy who is tired of banging her. My guess is Clooney & Keibler would have no trouble with finding what they want when they want it.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

I heard it as “She may be beautiful, but somewhere there is a guy who is tired of putting up with her shit”.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

I gotta admit, I have always liked Keibler. She was also a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader before we ever heard of her…

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KimmyQueen
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For a moment there I was worried about you…

andre53
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andre53

In defense of Mr Clooney –

He’s 52 or so. I’m 59, less than 2 months short of 60.

Looking at the pic of Ms Keebler (is she related to the cookie making elves? But I digress), and simultaneously thinking of “enough sex” for her gives me the feeling that the Grim Reaper is right behind me.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
danybhoy
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flashingscotsman
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I’m 56. Haven’t slowed down a bit.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Clooney gets tired after riding Obama’s leg, it’s hard to come home and do it again….poor girl…isn’t there anyone here who can help her?

RKae
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RKae

I dunno. Beautiful women are merely for impressing your friends. That’s why Hollywood marriages don’t last: the whole “I’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world” thing gets old when you’ve finally managed to impress everyone you know. Then you realize her vagina is the same as every other vagina. It does not have magic powers. It’s not a portal to Narnia. In fact, if anything, it’s worse than other vaginas because it’s attached to a vain, plastic, near-worthless life form whose only opinions are implanted in her tiny brain by handlers and media stooges.

I’d rather have sex with the clever, friendly, semi-cute checker at the grocery store than anyone in a People Magazine “most beautiful” list.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Where do you shop?

MGAP
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MGAP

“Then you realize her vagina is the same as every other vagina. It does not have magic powers. It’s not a portal to Narnia.”

I think that is the funniest thing I’ve read on IHTM. And there’s some funny people running around up in in here!

RKae
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RKae

Not tellin’. That checker is MINE! Hands off!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

🙁
Greedy bastid!

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Chubby’s Market
Sacramento, CA 95826

drb
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drb

*smirk*

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

I’m afraid to even look that one up!

KimmyQueen
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All I could find it is closed but have no idea what it is about…

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Was playing more to the singer than RKae’s taste in checkers. Hope it came across that way, I thought his original post was hilarious.

[edit] I know why Mr. Admin did it but KQueen is right, it’s closed and the info came from a 30 second search copy and paste from the WhitePages. I know better than to post somebodies non-net personal info.

flashingscotsman
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I looked it up, I was gonna go see the checkers. Closed.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Looked more like a deli, the pics in the search looked pretty good. If Vlad’s World Tour takes you through Illinois I think this place is still open.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ravik694/2650269509/

flashingscotsman
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We ARE going through Illinois next summer. I wonder what the checkout girls look like?

Red Robster
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Red Robster

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poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Just avoid Chitcago.

Red Robster
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deepthinker
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deepthinker

Well we now get a look at what loony Clooney isn’t interested in. He should’ve been more concerned what was making Stacey warm and ready to go. Yet again another liberal unable to see what’s important and what’s not. The lady wasn’t happy so Georgie boy got the heave-ho and had to go. Now he gets to snuggle up next to his global warming farce

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Like I said before, he got his start on Roseanne, literally!

Smirk
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Smirk

If no one was there to see it, did it really happen? NO!! I’m trying to erase that image!

KimmyQueen
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Ewwww….

sa_rose
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sa_rose

ditto!

Red Robster
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Red Robster

rush parrot.

he he he

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

?
What does that mean?

drb
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drb

I believe Rush Limbaugh’s fans are called “ditto heads”

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Oh, ok.
BTW, looks like fweetness is online, he just got both of us!
MUWAH!

drb
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drb

Yeah, but remember…Fweetness luvs me the mostest! 😉 you and KQ come in tied for second… teehee

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Yea, well that’s a little unfair, EVERYBODY loves you!

redabogado
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redabogado

Where does the replacement line begin?

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

No joke, beat me to it. I was going to insert my Arnold Horshack impersonation here, “Ooh, Ooh, Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!”

drb
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drb

Male type persons! I swear… 🙄

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

What? Who could resist?

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drb
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drb

Who could resist?

Geoff.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Bested again.

flashingscotsman
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I’ll take one for the team, and take Geoff’s chance.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2

Well if the head of the line is in Hollywood, I expect the end of the line is somewhere near Topeka right now.

KimmyQueen
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He’s gay….

deepthinker
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deepthinker

Kimmy it appears you and I have struck a nerve.

KimmyQueen
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Perhaps a delusional troll who think has a chance with Clooney. Clooney AIN’T all of that.

jukin
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jukin

I always figured he was gay too. The woman, like Michelle Obama, is just a beard.

KimmyQueen
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He maybe be bi but prefers men. The women (and there has been many) that he is with from year to year are all covers. They know they are going to get something (professional wise) out of this relationship and that is why they do it.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Like Tom Cruise.

KimmyQueen
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Yep.

jukin
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jukin

KQ Beard = Cover.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

I can see her point, it’s hard to have a relationship with someone who constantly beats off to pictures of Quagmire.