Getting our priorities straight in Afghanistan: CIA trading Viagra for information

by editor on May 13, 2009

Yes, Abdul, that's exactly what the Viagra will do for you.

Yes, Abdul, that's exactly what the Viagra will do for you.

Discretion is the better part of valor, so we’re going to be discrete here and just let the Washington Post handle this report:

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

The CIA. Bringing you better erections today for better elections tomorrow.

Source: Washington Post

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Chuck
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There’ll be burqas flying tonight

Larry T Durham
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If the little blue pills can get that kind of info, then send him over a lefty bimbo (Madonna, Paltrow, Jolie, etc) for a weekend and he’ll probably cough up Bin Laden.

Dann
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And they say we torture them.

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ocmadam

I guess american ingenuity is not dead afterall. what a hoot!