Groundhog Day’s Punxsutawney Phil Commits Suicide After Seeing Four More Years of Obama. He won’t be the only one. Wait until everyone starts getting bills for Obamacare.

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sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 3, 2013 10:54 pm

HE could give the Philadelphia. No one would miss it.

Joe
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Joe
February 3, 2013 11:36 pm

What? I would! Do you expect me to become a dirty Yankees or Penguins phan if there was no longer a Philly? I think not sir!

Alien
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Alien
February 4, 2013 9:04 am

Amen.. i have a whole clan that farms 60-80 miles outside Philly.. beautiful country. My cousin there led us on a merry chase through the fog in the hills once: there’s an Evil Rooster there, of which I generally prefer not to speak. I’m certain my Uncle sells milk that works its way into the city

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 4, 2013 1:01 am

Uhhhh. I am not a sir. I wasnt really referring to the city itself and its sports team. Just a boatload of its residents.

MDLION
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MDLION
February 3, 2013 2:11 pm

Thank God Phil didn’t really commit suicide. Obama would set aside the entire state of Pennsylvania as a protected habitat for groundhogs. He would probably say there is too much stress on groundhogs and that they need room to roam.

Missile Command
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Missile Command
February 3, 2013 11:04 am

Poor fellow creature. I know just how he felt hearing this terrible news.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 3, 2013 11:01 am

They woke the poor furry critter up, dragged him out of his nice comfy hole, and then told him “Dear Leader” got re-elected and his taxes went up on all his endorsements. Then informed him that his health insurance premiums increased by double digits per year, and they were taking his burrow through eminent domain to build a homeland security checkpoint.
But the real kicker was National Weather Service told him to predict warmer weather, for their global warming scheme or his position would be cut.

Big Al
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Big Al
February 3, 2013 11:36 am

Never leave the bunker.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
February 3, 2013 10:46 am

This is funny !!!

On a side note , I find the photo a little suspicious as this REALLY reminds me of the Vince Foster shooting .

LOL — I really love American humor .

Big Al
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Big Al
February 3, 2013 10:11 am

We should have seen this coming.

jcrowley1985
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jcrowley1985
February 3, 2013 9:42 am

Too bad we didn’t have 4 years of Ron Paul. Well, I tried at least.

JPTravis
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February 3, 2013 11:15 am

That is Ron Paul.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 3, 2013 9:57 am

Thank GOD we did not have 4 years of Ron Paul, If stupid welfare whores like you support him.
Go “Phil” yourself you leech upon the ass of humanity.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 3, 2013 9:40 am

Now THAT is funny. Sick, but funny.

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