Hands On with the TSA’s New ‘Enhanced’ Pat-Down Procedure. Evidently they want to find out if your junk is enhanced.

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9 Comments on "Hands On with the TSA’s New ‘Enhanced’ Pat-Down Procedure"

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Not so silent
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Is that a hundred pounds of dynamite in your pants? or are you just happy to see the TSA??? Another WORTHLESS government entity created by politicians…

danybhoy
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Some people would pay good money to get groped like that.

deepthinker
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Let any other LE agency try this and we’d be charged with sexual harassment.

If they guy started humping the TSA agents arm would he be charged with a crime?

MGAP
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I told my boss that next time I get a random pat down at work I’m going to ask for an agent that is transitioning to a male giraffe. They always provide a male and female agent at their random checkpoints on the field. I’m going to throw them a curveball and tell them I indentify as a TG giraffe and would like to treated with the dignity I deserve.

JPTravis
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“And then the TSA agent swipes the front of his hands 3 or 4 times right over the zipper area…” Sounds like my 10th-grade homecoming date.

MGAP
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Sounds like my honeymoon.

J.P. Travis
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Is that link correct?

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