Help Wanted: professional fart-smeller

Help Wanted: Professional Fart-Smeller. The good news is that it pays up to $50K a year. The bad news is the jobs are in China. Ok, the bad news is really that you earn the money by smelling farts. But there is a training program, so all you grads out there with degrees in gender studies, here’s a chance to pay off those student loans.

Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities

After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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