Iranian soccer players could face lashing after victory groping. A “victory ass grabbing” bans two players for life along with a $40,000 fine. “…this action can be considered a violation of public chastity,” Judge Valiollah Hosseini told the news agency. “The punishment of this crime is prison up to two months and 74 lashes.” The acceptable form of celebration is beating your wives. Didn’t these guys get the memo?

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danybhoy
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This story is sad on a few levels. Not least of which is Iran is actaully a damn good national team. Sports & politics need to stay seperated. Iraq’s national team used to answer to Uday Hussein, & were punished in extreme & torturous ways. The first time out after his death, they won the 2007 Asian Conferderation Title, & in heroic style.

Not so silent
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Yea if your gonna be a rump ranger in the middle east you have to do it in the privacy of your hut…Wienie wagging is not allowed in the front yard…

perlcat
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What with them doing camels, too, wouldn’t a disheveled arab be a frumpy humpy rumpy pumpy?

RobertW
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perl cat. awwwwwwwwwww right

RobertW
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unless your killing a king who can’t run his own country.
but then i bet the slaughter that josef (?) iosep who done muomar in.

likwidlizard
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If they’d waited a couple more days they each would be given two virgin little boys and a healthy goat. Allah Akuburrito!!! That’s not raaaacist.

RobertW
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SILENCE!!!!!!

I keel youuuuuuuu.

perlcat
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Are you mad because you didn’t get a camel with pretty eyes?

RockingHorseGuy
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I thought ALL camels had pretty eyes, what with the long lashes and all.

Sententia
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They lop off heads in public, sodomize young boys in public, execute women in public and kill Christians for possessing a holy Bible. Then they chastize players for grabbing each others butt. A religion of convenience or just plain hypocrisy? My opinion is that it is not a religion as everything it stands for is illegal in the Christian world.

RobertW
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I just perused yahoo news headlines….

I HATE THE MEDIA!!!!!

FormerlyDeanH
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Which one set you off the most? The Coulter, Trump and Stewart story? Yahoo wahoos are among the worst. AP stands for S-pipe.

RobertW
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yeah, that’s the one!

p’o’d about the granny who got away with murder too

CO2Insanity
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They’ll give them asylum in SF

Ruben
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I heard the Iranian regime just executed a proctologist put in charge of organizing his high school reunion because he was good at looking up old friends.

perlcat
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Yeah, but he ratted out his colleague. The poor urologist was left holding the bag.

A. Smithee
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*rimshot*

danybhoy
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As opposed to a “rimjob”?

If you don’t know, don’t ask.

MGAP
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Tossed salad…..

RockingHorseGuy
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Hey, keep quiet guys. We’re not supposed to know about that stuff.

RobertW
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looks as though a troll came through here too.

poppajoe49
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EWWWWWWW!!

sa_rose
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My reaction as well!

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