Justice Breyer robbed by machete-wielding intruder at West Indies vacation home. Or maybe an Obamacare supporter trying to influence a potential swing vote. Tomato, tomahto.

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likwidlizard
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likwidlizard
February 14, 2012 10:53 am

I would comment but I need to rush down to the Military Surplus and stock up on machetes before they ban them.

flashingscotsman
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February 14, 2012 12:07 pm

I’ve been carrying a machete in my truck for decades. A tool of my trade, you know.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2012 6:31 am

I’m going to have to get a machete now. I recently cut down an orange tree and need to make chips for my smoker.

FormerlyDeanH
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FormerlyDeanH
February 15, 2012 11:29 am

Poppa ain’t likely murdering orange trees. Either removing a dead one or a non-producing sucker tree full of bugs. Fruit tree wood is the bomb for smoked meats and the like. Never tried orange wood. Any good?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2012 5:36 pm

I haven’t tried it yet, but have been told its great for fish.

flashingscotsman
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February 15, 2012 8:50 pm

It goes great in a woodstove, too. One housing project I moved the dirt for displaced a grove, and I got to haul off all I could before the end-dumps showed up to haul the rest to the chipper. It was a shame, but nothing I could do about it but haul off a few trailer loads. I’ve gotten tons of eucalyptus that way, too.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 15, 2012 8:43 pm

Grill some fennel bulb in the orange smoke. Should be FABULOUS! Though I do regret the loss of the tree, especially a good producing tree. 🙁

drb
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drb
February 15, 2012 2:57 pm

I prefer cherry or apple.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 15, 2012 10:17 am

You cut down an orange tree? WHYYYYY? @@

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2012 5:34 pm

Homeowner lives out of state, citrus rats are a concern, the tree produced more oranges than I could use or give away. It was the best solution, and I have lots of requests for the wood.

Babydoll102187
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Babydoll102187
February 15, 2012 10:28 am

Thank you Rose! I was wondering the same thing!

likwidlizard
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likwidlizard
February 14, 2012 1:05 pm

I do to. When ask what I use it for, I state I kill rattlesnakes with it since i live in the desert. No problem.

Brent
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Brent
February 14, 2012 3:27 am

Its too bad the outcome wasn’t better…..more ‘final’, etc…..

PsychoDad
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PsychoDad
February 14, 2012 6:53 am

Erm, no, I don’t think we churn us up any good karma by wishing death on innocent people.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 14, 2012 12:19 pm

Though scaring him into retirement might have been ok. Oh wait, who does Obamarama have lined up next for the Supreme Court? Never mind.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 13, 2012 10:11 pm

What do you call a conservative?

A liberal who has been robbed.

StrinaM
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StrinaM
February 13, 2012 9:01 pm

I bet this anti-gun Justice suddenly gets an urge to get a gun now.

perlcat
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February 13, 2012 11:27 pm

I doubt it — the truest zealots never do get a clue.

bodick
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bodick
February 13, 2012 8:18 pm

and what color would the perp be?

StrinaM
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StrinaM
February 13, 2012 8:48 pm

White, Christian, and former U.S. military, of course…

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2012 5:41 am

Hey! That describes me!

Interesting story, When going through TSA screening in Tampa last week, I was told to hold my wallet over my head when I went through the scanner. The woman running the scanner asked me if I had anything in my pockets and I said “just cash”, whereupon she stuck out a partially filled round tray and told me to put my wallet and cash in it. I told her “you’re out of your fu*^ing mind if you think I’m giving you my wallet and cash, that guy told me to hold my wallet over my head” She got nasty, told me to hold the wallet and cash, then when I was done some guy took my wallet and started going through it! I told him to give it back to me, he has no right to go through my wallet since nothing showed up in the scan. They left me alone after that.
I wonder how many people have found themselves short on cash or credit cards after this screening procedure.

likwidlizard
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likwidlizard
February 14, 2012 10:57 am

You mean they didn’t mention that you might have a dirty bomb planted in that wallet? Bastards are falling down on that important national security joke of a job. It’s sad you had to put up with these morons.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 13, 2012 9:03 pm

Special ops in Indonesia, don’t cha know?

FormerlyDeanH
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FormerlyDeanH
February 13, 2012 7:03 pm

A combination of alcohol and generally diminishing vision had me thinking this was a thread about Justin Bieber, or whatever that little kid’s name is. Sorry, I’ll try to read it mañana. No point in trying anymore tonight.

perlcat
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February 13, 2012 11:26 pm

How many Justin Biebers can *you* take on in a fight?

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

On your average monday, I can take on around 27.

FormerlyDeanH
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FormerlyDeanH
February 13, 2012 11:40 pm
perlcat
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February 14, 2012 12:06 am

Awesome!

I can just hear it:

“My name is Jimi. You killed my music. Prepare to die.”

perlcat
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February 13, 2012 11:38 pm

Just started working on my taxes, and it brought me up to 28.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2012 5:35 am

You could take 34 Justin Biebers in a fight!

I guess the Martial Arts training, and the fact that I would do anything to rid the world of him, made the difference!

perlcat
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February 14, 2012 11:27 am

In that one The Force strong is.

StrinaM
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StrinaM
February 13, 2012 6:25 pm

I’m glad he and his wife are ok, but I swear I thought this headline was a joke!

hisham
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hisham
February 13, 2012 4:58 pm

Breyers, not related to the ice cream guy, got off with his finger, toes, and head…he should feel lucky!

jukin
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jukin
February 13, 2012 4:08 pm

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
February 13, 2012 3:47 pm

This incident may give the Obama Reelection Committee an dea.

perlcat
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February 13, 2012 4:01 pm

I think they already have that idea.

Me, I call this type of crime ‘poetic justice for the InJustice’.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 13, 2012 3:53 pm

Might not be such a hot idea here in the States, never bring a Machete to a Gun Fight.

CO2Insanity
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February 13, 2012 2:46 pm

As a Clinton appointee he should understand this is just the way they tax those one-percenters in the West Indies.

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