More signs that there will be more signs of global warming

The following is brought to you by global warming alarmists who are waiting for trillions of your dollars to mitigate the effects of…GLOBAL WARMING!!!

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The following is brought to you by global warming alarmists who are waiting for trillions of your dollars to mitigate the effects of…GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Dear people who don’t believe that you will soon face a fiery hot death due to your own selfish, gluttonous, non-eco friendly, non-socialist behavior,

It’s over! We’re all doomed! Oh, Sweet Merciful Gaia!

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Oh, great merciful Gaia, we pray that you save us from the scourge of global warming (and global warming alarmists!!!)

All weather conditions are caused by global warming! So are lower circumcision rates in Africa!!!

Heat Waves are caused by Global Warming!!!

Snow is caused by Global Warming!!!

Rain is caused by GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Tornadoes caused by GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Bad tomato crop? You betcha SWEET HOT ASS IT”S GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Lower African circumcision rate caused by… GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

As if that weren’t bad enough, it appears that over-use of exclamation marks is caused by global warming!!!

ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Thank you. Have a nice day.

– Written by Sven Waring, global warming alarmist

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