New NYPD Team Will Hunt Down Lost iPhones With Apple’s Help. We smell Nanny Bloomberg’s hand in this. Stolen iPhones are MUCH more important than real crimes like rape, assault and murder. We await further announcements about new NYPD teams to investigate Big Gulps and trans fat fried food.

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GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
February 23, 2013 6:23 am

Check out the link in the middle of the article for a few laughs if it’s still there. Or

“8 Dumb Criminals Caught Through Facebook”

http://mashable.com/2012/12/12/crime-social-media/

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 22, 2013 11:14 pm

Nice to see once again Bloomtard and the Police have their priorities straight.

PsychoDad
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February 22, 2013 7:55 pm

Keep your GPS
Off my SKS!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 22, 2013 7:13 pm

This is all an experiment. If they are successful in locating the phones, the next step will be to insert tracking devices in all firearms using Apple technology.

matthew s harrison
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matthew s harrison
February 22, 2013 6:14 pm

Its great that the State’s preferred tracking device for the masses garners a whole “major crimes” unit inside the NYPD, while the security on the subway is so lax that a person every week is pushed in front of a train to their death. All this while nanny Bloomberg has decided to take sugar, salt, big-gulps, and now styrafoam out of the hands of the unwashed masses in the burrows.
I am so glad I don’t live in that clusterfuck of a “city”…..Escape From New York!

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