NEW SPECIES OF ‘AMBUSH PREDATORS’ NAMED AFTER BARACK OBAMA AND OTHER ICONIC PEOPLE (SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO’S WHO). Who says scientists don’t have a sense of humor?

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perlcat
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Species: A. barackobamai
Habitat: bathhouses.
Diet: OPM, Freedom.

A vulgar little creature, prone to sucking its victims dry, and moving on to the next. Unusually adept at disguising its nature by attacking more successful species.

Any infestation of A. barackobamai is a serious matter.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Ambush Predators, maybe not, Parasites, most defiantly.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

Spiders? I was thinking more along thelines of bloodsucking ticks.

flashingscotsman
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Poly-tics? As in, multiple bloodsuckers?

Big Al
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poppajoe49

She has such impeccable taste.

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poppajoe49

How appropriate.