NEW SPECIES OF ‘AMBUSH PREDATORS’ NAMED AFTER BARACK OBAMA AND OTHER ICONIC PEOPLE (SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO’S WHO). Who says scientists don’t have a sense of humor?

Leave a Reply

7 Comments on "NEW SPECIES OF ‘AMBUSH PREDATORS’ NAMED AFTER BARACK OBAMA AND OTHER ICONIC PEOPLE (SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO’S WHO)"

Notify of

perlcat
Member
December 27, 2012 12:29 pm

Species: A. barackobamai
Habitat: bathhouses.
Diet: OPM, Freedom.

A vulgar little creature, prone to sucking its victims dry, and moving on to the next. Unusually adept at disguising its nature by attacking more successful species.

Any infestation of A. barackobamai is a serious matter.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
Member
Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 26, 2012 5:27 pm

Ambush Predators, maybe not, Parasites, most defiantly.

danybhoy
Member
danybhoy
December 25, 2012 5:49 pm

Spiders? I was thinking more along thelines of bloodsucking ticks.

flashingscotsman
Member
December 26, 2012 10:41 am

Poly-tics? As in, multiple bloodsuckers?

Big Al
Member
Big Al
December 25, 2012 1:26 pm
poppajoe49
Member
poppajoe49
December 25, 2012 3:36 pm

She has such impeccable taste.

poppajoe49
Member
poppajoe49
December 25, 2012 1:08 pm

How appropriate.

wpDiscuz