New York Times outs Osama Bin Laden as a Democrat

by editor on May 13, 2011

According to a New York Times article, Osama Bin Laden was a staunch Democrat who believed in the party platform and would have voted for Obama, proving yet again, voting for Democrats can be bad for your health.

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And no Republican would be caught dead (you'll pardon the expression) wearing a beard like that

Here are the Times’ five top tips indicating that Bin Laden was a Democrat:

5. Anti-Capitalist – “In 2007, he complained that Democratic control of Congress had not ended the war in Iraq, a fact he attributed to the pernicious influence of ‘big corporations.'”

4. Read Noam Chomsky – “In other messages he commented on the writings of Noam Chomsky, the leftist professor at M.I.T.”

3. Praised Jimmy Carter – “… praised former President Jimmy Carter’s book supporting Palestinian rights…”

2. Believed in “Global Warming” and “Climate Change” – “In October, when American intelligence was close on the trail of the courier and spy satellites were taking detailed photographs of the house, Bin Laden issued two audio statements urging help for victims of floods in Pakistan. ‘We are in need of a big change in the method of relief work because the number of victims is great due to climate changes in modern times,’ he said.”

And the #1 reason we know bin Laden was a Democrat according to the New York Times:

1. He didn’t mind killing innocent babies. Like all good Democrats, he spent his time “…calling for mass murder.”

– Written by P. King

Source: New York Times

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Buck O'Fama

Crap, it wouldn’t surprise me if he ghost-wrote most of Frank Rich’s columns…. not to mention “The Audacity of Hope”.

hisham
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hisham

You sound kinda as if you think Osama was actually Obama’s alter ego, so, like killing Osama was a little like committing suicide. Isn’t it just like these cowards, which most progressives are, that when it counts and it’s crunch time, they always have somebody else do their dirty (in this case wet) work for them (read here Navy SEALs) and then take all the credit for someone else’s hard work and planning as if they themselves had been in the fray? This narcissist needs a big dose of his own medicine!

KimmyQueen
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This explain the continuous ass kissing democrats do to Muslims in general and terrorists in particular.

Ruben
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Ruben

I wonder how any self-respecting liberal (much less Democrats) can live down these philosophical similarities with bin Laden? My answer is that they shouldn’t. Please schedule an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian ASAP and relieve the planet of your burdensome carbon footprint.

Of course, since modern liberals are such hypocrites, like bin Laden, they only believe that those who do not believe like them should suffer and die.

http://new-world-order-for-dummies.blogspot.com/2009/04/population-control.html

perlcat
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Interesting quotes.

hisham
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hisham

perlcat, I found them less interesting and more chilling. I see very clearly the guiding hand of The Evil One in everything they say and in everything the do. These fascist, marxist, ghouls are not out friends. There can be no real lasting peace between us. For one to survive, the other must die and they us squarely in their sights. We’re not playing our A game and we’re not fielding our A game players…Why not?