Nursing Home Allows Prostitutes to Visit Residents. This could be a win-win for retirees if the owners of houses of prostitution in Nevada open nursing homes adjacent to their brothels. You not only get laid when you retire, you don’t get screwed by state taxes if you move there.

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poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 4, 2013 9:21 pm

Someone tell my stepson that this is the nursing home I want him to put me in.

JustAl
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JustAl
January 31, 2013 5:16 am

This is an very good thing. Regular sex is superior to all other preventative measures to control heart disease including diet and prescription drugs. Why should someone who is alone in their senior years be deprived of the most basic pleasure of life just to satisfy the egos of do gooder busy bodies?

Live and let live.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 3, 2013 10:51 am

They are going to have to change some laws. I don’t care that the elderly are having their sexual needs met, but isn’t this promoting prostitution? You know, Pimping? And are they hiring guys for the women? All I’m hearing is that the men are getting theirs.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 3, 2013 10:55 am

Hey now there is a job for Crowley, and it’s in England, a double bonus, and he does like wrinkled old guys like Ron Paul……

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 3, 2013 11:18 am

And I just realized Creepy Crowley’s Mommy could go and “work” there too, giving lark scooter rides to the old guys…wheeeeeeeee

davidintexas
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davidintexas
January 30, 2013 4:59 pm

I didn’t know Robert Menendez was in a nursing home.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 30, 2013 6:27 pm

He’s been conducting one of those congressional junkets into the feasibility of incorporating this into the ACA.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 4, 2013 9:19 pm

And importing underage hookers from the Dominican Republic and Thailand.

Ruben
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Ruben
January 30, 2013 3:40 pm

I’m calling my stock broker and tell him to liquidate my entire portfolio and put it all into Geritol and Clairol.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
January 30, 2013 2:22 pm

I bet there are some fine liberal women…I’ll take that bet. How much?

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 30, 2013 3:55 pm

Sorry I forgot to mention…snark…..there are no fine liberal women, there is a large group that looks like the lady who wore the red shoes in the Wizard of Oz…

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 3, 2013 10:49 am

Hey! Judy Garland was cute when that was filmed! Now the one with the green face. . . .

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 4, 2013 9:18 pm

I’m pretty sure he meant the first one wearing the red shoes.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 4, 2013 10:25 pm

The one that ended up under the house…..

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 5, 2013 8:42 am

Ahh. We;; that isspeculation. since we never saw her face. Hopefully she was an improvement on her sister!

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 30, 2013 1:15 pm

Someone needs to check Harry Ried’s doorknob to see if there is a red sock on it…..Better yet, lets get all the old RINO’s and Libturds a hooker first thing in the morning, after they are done doing to the hooker what they do to us, they’ll sleep and not legislate, they would be less dangerous that way….I bet there are some fine liberal women who would feel it is their patriotic duty to do the fondling fathers in today’s Washington…

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