Most smartest president ever confronted with a mystery wrapped in enigma within a conundrum

by editor on August 30, 2010

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There should be a thought balloon over the President’s head that says, “WTF? If Michelle’s ass fit through the gate, why won’t this umbrella?”

H/T: IOwnTheWorld.com

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tracycolorado
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tracycolorado
September 1, 2010 4:40 pm

George Bush was a brain surgeon and Billy” bobb on the knob” Clinton was a rocket scientist compared to this fricken idiot

perlcat
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August 31, 2010 9:54 pm

Oh, when will Barry Poppins come in and save us from having a dysfunctionally functional government.

USN-RETIRED
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USN-RETIRED
August 31, 2010 2:30 pm

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Thought balloon: “Damn, I’m gonna have to appoint a logic problems czar !”

danybhoy
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danybhoy
August 31, 2010 10:25 am

It ain’t so much how dumb Obama seems to be that worries me, but how his supporters so willing to follow this guy over the cliff. Blind loyalty has always bothered me, & that’s what he has had his whole political career.

m00pa
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m00pa
August 31, 2010 5:39 am

This “dumbrella” must be the work of George W. Bush!!

Hawaiian Mike
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Hawaiian Mike
August 30, 2010 10:45 pm

One rainy day inside the Presidents thought balloon, “…what happens if I press this button? Nothing. Can someone cut a gap in this bar?” At the same time inside Michelle thought balloon, “Dam it Barack, just through it over the bar.” The reaction of the rest of us, “He can’t even get through a gate with an umbrella, no wonder he can’t run the country.”

USN-RETIRED
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USN-RETIRED
August 31, 2010 2:31 pm

Oh, he’s running the country all right…. into the ground.

DJ
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DJ
August 30, 2010 10:04 pm

Jeez, my first reaction to this picture was the Biblical eye of the needle…”It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:23-24.

Soooo…Mighty Mo got through, but Big O is having a tough time of it, eh?

SC
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SC
August 30, 2010 7:50 pm

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

jukin
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jukin
August 30, 2010 7:43 pm

What a perfect example of the Obama presidency.1. Easy way.2. Hard way.3. Stupid way.To get the umbrella through this soooooooooooooper jeanus test and what does our smarterest president in the history of the world choose? He would then choose that same option again…and again…and again…

Vic
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Vic
August 30, 2010 7:37 pm

Gawd. I doubt that MIchelle has been eating that shit she pontificates that we eat. If she got loose on her own, she would be required to wear an outfit that says “OVER SIZED LOAD No Passing”. Her ass would be a star on Ice Road Truckers.

USN-RETIRED
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USN-RETIRED
August 31, 2010 2:28 pm

Man, her booty so big, when her beeper go off people think she be backin’ up.

CO2Insanity
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August 30, 2010 7:15 pm

Perhaps he thinks Mrs. O is Mary Poppins? Were they singing “Chim chim cher-ee?

Necron_99
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Necron_99
August 31, 2010 12:49 pm

More like “A spoon full of Kool-aid helps Obamacare go down”.

RW
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RW
August 30, 2010 7:12 pm

I think you guys and gals are looking at this from the wrong angle.

What’s really happening is that his ego has gotten so big it’s actually starting to lift him off the Earth.

Pierce
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August 30, 2010 7:04 pm

During Obama’s morning shave (and pipe hit), Malia enters the WC and asks: “Daddy, did you get the umbrella past the gate yet?”

Pierce
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August 30, 2010 7:02 pm

Obama: “Dammit. This thing won’t go any further! We need a $500 billion 5,000 page bill so THE GOVERNMENT can fix this. And it must be passed IMMEDIATELY or else we will have an umbrella crisis!”

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