Obama now raffling off “shout-outs” for campaign donations. If he really wants to make money, he should promise if he raises enough dough, he’ll get lost.

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Not so silent
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Not so silent
May 9, 2012 4:26 pm

For Sale:

1 Presidency in poor condition, high mileage, needs some work. Call the Democratic National Committee at 1-800 Eat Shit to schedule an appointment to view the presidency. A non refundable deposit of 100,000,000 dollars is required to view the presidency. Sale will be to the highest bidder in as-is condition. Unsealed bids will be accepted until November 1st, 2012. Bidders are required to bribe the Democratic National Committee, minimum bribe 100,000 dollars is required foir your bid to be considered. Bids are excepted only at the Washington D.C. Food Bank between Midnight and 4am. (bidder/bribers will receive 10 pounds of free government cheese) Envelopes must be addressed to His Royal Highness, the Grand Poobaa Exalted ruler of the world, Barack Obama. Knock on the door of the food bank four times, whisper “fast and Furious” and present the bribe and bid to “Eric”. Bidder/Bribers names will be sealed with Obama’s college records and birth certificate and OBL’s Body. Any Group of wackos is eligible to bid.

Missile Command
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Missile Command
May 9, 2012 1:34 pm

I’m sure the slickster has already informed about the going rate for the Lincoln bedroom Pawning the WH china and silverware will be next.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
May 9, 2012 9:12 pm

Beat me to it! HAHA!

CaliforniaDave
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CaliforniaDave
May 9, 2012 9:59 am

“If he really wants to make money, he should promise if he raises enough dough, he’ll get lost.”

Oral Roberts tried that. Didn’t work – he raised a bunch of money and stayed around.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard
May 9, 2012 9:37 am

Barack Obama, cheapening the Presidency on a daily basis. The man has no class or sense of shame.

Big Al
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Big Al
May 9, 2012 6:15 am

0bama called Trump a “carnival barker”.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
May 9, 2012 6:14 am

If he really wants to make money, he should promise if he raises enough dough, he’ll get lost.

Won’t work, no one believes anything he says at this point.

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