Pentagon orders commanders to prioritize climate change in all military actions. ISIS, China, North Korea, Al Qaeda and other assorted enemies be like rolling on the floor laughing about this.

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KimmyQueen
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Well I guess if you drop bombs on ISIS that causes global warming… excuse me climate change… or the weather to do something weathery and strange and scary like really heavy rain or whatever… Yeah this is a problem… :-/

whiskeyriver
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Sweet Jesus, the inmates really are running the asylum and innocent people will die because of it.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

So what’s the rules of engagement? Don’t shoot because you might cause some nitrates to end up in the air? And oh my god, don’t you know that lead is pure poison.

deepthinker
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WTF, climate change as a military op order? The pussies have taken over in the Pentagon and they are about to get all of us killed. It’ll take a decade to remove the PC, bull shit.

RKae
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If Billy Joel ever decides to write a sequel to “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” centering on all the events and social concerns of the early 2000s, the lyrics will go like this…

“Climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change, climate change…”

KimmyQueen
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Global warming, global cooling, global warming back again, then climate change around the clock.

Extirpates
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The Pentagon has become a pentagram.

poppajoe49
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The military I used to be part of is dead, and they have turned the Pentagon over to lawyers and the EPA. I would love to see the real field commanders take control and tell the PC shitheads to retire.

Not so silent
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Who the F*ck is in command? Bill Nye the retard guy?

Joe Redfield
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This is my nominee for the stupidest military order of all time. At the operational level the troops and their officers probably know this is complete baloney and will not put curbing carbon emissions ahead of killing jihadis, but they all have to pretend to obey. This is yet another cudgel with which to beat Her Majesty(or Bernie) over the head with come Fall.

stinkfoot
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Globalism has infested the US military… check.

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