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PETA wants a roadside memorial for 16 dead cows. On May 22 in Illinois a truck driver hauling 36 cows to the slaughterhouse lost control and rolled his rig. 16 of the cows plummeted to their death onto Interstate 294. (The other 20 had parachutes apparently.) We agree with PETA – this would be the moost udderly mooving memorial ever herd of.

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KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 25, 2012 9:55 am

I knew who wrote this before I saw who wrote this… jeez…

Well I hope the cows didn’t go to waste. Leather is nice and so is beef. Am I heartless? LOL

JPTravis
Member
December 25, 2012 11:47 am

You knew it was me cause I’m the cream of the crop, right? You dug it before you even saw it!

ooddballz
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ooddballz
December 25, 2012 11:14 am

Heartless, No.
Practical, Yup.

Sorry y’all. I could not find a cow pun to round up and herd over to this thread

RobertW
Member
December 25, 2012 11:22 am

Don’t feel bad about revealing that oodd.

MDLION
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MDLION
December 25, 2012 7:48 am

I’ve “herd” about enough from PETA on these 16 dead cows.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 24, 2012 7:32 pm

Was it a shrine to the Heart Attack Grill?

Trickie
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Trickie
December 24, 2012 5:00 pm

Did they clean the wreck up with a bull-dozer, nobody’s herd

sa_rose
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sa_rose
December 26, 2012 8:33 am

And here we go again!

JPTravis
Member
December 26, 2012 8:47 am

One pun and then everybody joins in. It’s like a stampede, ya know?

sa_rose
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sa_rose
December 26, 2012 9:03 am

Yeah, I know! Every time, I know. I also know you just can’t help it, you cannot walk away! LOL

JPTravis
Member
December 26, 2012 9:11 am

Exactly. That is the horn of the dilemma.

RobertW
Member
December 26, 2012 9:53 am

I’ll chip in and add the lowing maybe waking some babes.

JPTravis
Member
December 24, 2012 5:10 pm

Nobody knows. People keep oxen ’em, but they won’t answer.

RobertW
Member
December 24, 2012 5:13 pm

bet they cud answer readily enough if they wanted too.

JPTravis
Member
December 24, 2012 5:27 pm

Maybe we could trick them into a game of Truth or Dairy.

RobertW
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December 24, 2012 5:34 pm

cowabunga dude.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
December 24, 2012 5:47 pm

Utterly weird puns…I was mooved to laughter and that’s no bull.

JPTravis
Member
December 24, 2012 6:36 pm

Weird? Why do you have a beef with our puns, dude?

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 24, 2012 7:31 pm

I’ve got a steak in these puns. Nothing weird here.

RobertW
Member
December 24, 2012 8:48 pm

I suggest, sir, loin a few more prime rib-ings like you usda do, otherwise some might horn in on the thread and desecrate it, forcing LEOs to cholera vandal or two.

RobertW
Member
December 25, 2012 12:38 pm

Jim was once a Frisbeetarian. they believe once you die your soul turns into a frisbee and you get thrown up on a roof for all eternity.

😀

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 25, 2012 12:23 pm
GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
December 25, 2012 11:11 am

I know when I’m beaten, Merry Christmas.

RobertW
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December 25, 2012 11:04 am

Don’t Wagyu head @ me Ghostie. 😀

RobertW
Member
December 25, 2012 10:58 am

moo-ey Christmas KimmyQ and Ghost.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
December 25, 2012 10:50 am

@LRobert
Moo, hiss (rotten tomatoes)
Limousin
n
(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Breeds) a breed of fairly large yellowish-to-reddish-gold beef cattle originally from France

:)

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 25, 2012 10:37 am

OMG…

RobertW
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December 25, 2012 9:34 am
drb
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drb
December 25, 2012 9:22 am

Not working for me Poppa…took “m.” out and still not working.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 25, 2012 9:07 am
RobertW
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December 25, 2012 9:04 am

very nice poppaJ.

now i’m hungry again.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 25, 2012 8:59 am

A Nathan’s foot-long little doggie?

RobertW
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December 25, 2012 8:56 am

I’d like to ride a limousin through here, but i can only afford to get a long little doggie.

drb
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drb
December 25, 2012 8:30 am

Merry Christmas, LRobert…watch your step…lots of cowpatties around here.

RobertW
Member
December 25, 2012 7:55 am

ok ok brah ma goodness ease on up off my back. although it is kine of fun seeing drb in the mix. :)

Merry Christmas!

drb
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drb
December 25, 2012 7:43 am

Y’all are milkin’ this for all it’s worth

JPTravis
Member
December 25, 2012 7:13 am

Don’t be a pun hog. It’s not the number of puns that matters, but rather the manure in which you present them.

RobertW
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December 24, 2012 6:41 pm

AFV’s Tom Burgeron would love this.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
December 24, 2012 5:12 pm

They’ve been steered in the wrong direction.

guysmiley
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guysmiley
December 24, 2012 4:20 pm

I’m a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!

KimmyQueen
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KimmyQueen
December 25, 2012 9:59 am

ha ha!

flashingscotsman
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December 24, 2012 1:54 pm

I guess PETA didn’t notice where the cattle were headed. They were on their way to be KILLED!

JPTravis
Member
December 24, 2012 2:09 pm

Not killed, murdered. That’s how PETA sees it… as they stand there in their leather shoes.

Shanelou
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December 24, 2012 1:12 pm

I bet that meat was tender.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
December 24, 2012 11:24 am

I know it is the season, but there seems to be a lot of Nuts surfacing recently.

JPTravis
Member
December 24, 2012 11:25 am

The story says they were cows, not bulls.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
December 24, 2012 12:19 pm

I wasn’t referring to the cattle.

RobertW
Member
December 24, 2012 12:41 pm

libnuts roasting when we open fire.

CO2Insanity
Admin
December 24, 2012 11:17 am

I’d suggest a hamburger stand.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 24, 2012 5:49 pm

I was just going to suggest a White Castle or a Tommy Burger!

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
December 24, 2012 9:38 pm

What’s a Tommy Burger?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 24, 2012 10:29 pm
RobertW
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December 25, 2012 8:04 am

yum, however; query: where’s the bacon?

flashingscotsman
Member
December 25, 2012 8:39 am

I used to go to the San Diego location for dinner before heading out for a night working the freeway. Take a burger with you for my midnight meal. Mmmmmmmmm.

RobertW
Member
December 25, 2012 9:03 am

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 25, 2012 9:01 am

Almost as good as In and Out Burger!

flashingscotsman
Member
December 26, 2012 10:06 am

Mmmmm, In-n-Out. Good burgers. I grew up right down the street from the original one, when it was the ONLY one. Most people don’t know that In-n-Out also ran the food concession at the original Irwindale Raceway. I was the souvenir concession manager there, starting when I was 14. Good food, custom made special for us guys.

RobertW
Member
December 26, 2012 10:09 am

In-n-Out, how burgers are made?

roflmbo

JPTravis
Member
December 24, 2012 11:23 am

What a great headline that would have been:

16 COWS PLUNGE TO DEATH FROM OVERPASS – SPONTANEOUS BBQ ERUPTS

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