Republicans (and the Republic) are safe as long as MoveOn.org continues to waste its money on crap like this

by editor on October 27, 2010

Gawker.com called this “our new favorite dystopian political advertisement.” But since don’t know what the hell that means, we’ll just say it’s the most over-written, over-produced, over-acted, over-thought piece of crap of this election cycle.

Luckily, it was produced by the leftists at MoveOn.org, so we’re happy that they saw fit to waste the money.

In that sense, it’s perfect. It stimulates the economy while being completely ineffective.

Bravo, MoveOn.org, bravo.

H/T: Gawker.com

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dm
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Has no one seen the movie ‘ Idiocracy ‘ ?? This is a straight copy, with the corporate names, all Americans are morons. The movie is stupid funny, but these idiots directly copied it!

Warren
Guest

Heh I didn’t like the movie so I didn’t think about it. But yah, some of the items they are showing do resemble that movie.

Although the one I first thought of was Fight Club…

Lark
Member

Wait… I thought the conservatives were the gods of fear mongering and over-the-top paranoia. At least, that’s what all my lib friends tell me. Thanks for the ammunition to use in response the next time I get that line tossed in my direction!

Warren
Guest

🙂 Yes they tell us how that conservatives are fear mongerers (?) and paranoid. Then they go on to say that people must fear conservatives because they’ll take over everything.

… And that is before watching this video, heh.

I always thought that was a big ironic.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Am I really expected to watch 4 minutes of this drivel?

She is uneducated but still technologically savvy to get her stream into the past… okay…

yeah you know what? whatever it was a waste of time and it was indeed the worst acting ever.

DeanH
Member

Indeed! 100% accurate assessment KQ. As IHTM point out immediately above the vid box, Bravo Moveon.org. Let them buy lots more just like this. Liberals spending money in desperation on poorly done crap with overpaid actors is a great thing for us.

poppajoe49
Member

OK, she’s hot and stupid, kinda like all hot libtard women.
The ones with brains all look like Bella Abzug, and sound like Hillary Clinton when she’s screaming bloody murder. Unfortunately, the brainy ones also have been indoctrinated by the college professors they “Lewinski’d” to get an A in poli-sci.
Someone else said this before, “Oh good, they die at the end. I love happy endings.”
I’d like to second that one.

Phil
Guest

Two observations:

Both of the characters seem very articulate despite education funding being eliminated in their future. I guess it wasn’t needed.

Sarah Palin still looks hot 20 years from now.

Warren
Guest

I thought the sam thing, that they seemed rather educated despite no government based school system.

I didn’t notice that Sarah Palin doesn’t age… it must be because of all the blood she drinks, right?

KimmyQueen
Guest

Conservatives don’t crack…

😉

sa_rose
Member

I wondered about that too. No education, yet she knew the words she wanted to use, and with no education the accessed the time/space continuum. Pretty good for an idiot.

danybhoy
Member

She is a lot of things, hot for 1. But if you look into her family history,she comes from a long line of hardline leftists & marxists. The apple did’nt fall far from the tree. She more or less believes what she’s saying here. Look into all the Cockburn(her actual family name) in her family. They are activist leftists, Andy Levy went through this on Red Eye (10/28) on FoxNews “Red Eye” on the Half-Time Report. It all makes sense when you know a little about where she came from.

DeanH
Member

Nice work danybhoy. It’s refreshing to have someone take the initiative to do that sort of research for us all.

danybhoy
Member

I can’t take credit for the work of the boys at Red Eye. But thanks anyway. That is the best show on cablenews, & it’s on at 3 AM eastern.

DeanH
Member

Generally if the clock says 3am I can’t hear it. If I am awake, it’s probably just beerly. I have seen plenty of the segments on youtube tho. I am quite fond of S.E.Cupp and her left thigh. Well, the entire leg. Hell the rest of her is all to be admired. She’s not just an attractive ballet trained conservative author as her short list. I’m just finishing up her book ‘Losing Our Religion’. It’s excellent.

danybhoy
Member

That’s why we have recording devices. I’m usually at work when it comes on, so I have to record it if I want to watch it. The rest of you need to sleep.

Warren
Guest

They usually show a good portion of the show on foxnews.com as well, FYI.

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/red-eye/index.html

danybhoy
Member

Greg Gutfeld also has his own website…

http://www.dailygut.com/

…also, there is a RedEye fansite…

http://activitypit.ning.com/

…there are real funny, stange, & odd stuff at these sites. But they are very smart as well.

Warren
Guest

And another thing: Was this written from the big book of cyberpunk cliches?

Sheez.

DeanH
Member

Astute observation. Old version of the cyberpunk manual too. Scan?

Warren
Guest

Scanners live in vain XD

Warren
Guest

SO the idea that BIG BAD CORPORATIONS only support Republicans is still around after “the year 2000?” I guess the democrafts have, once again, changed history and ignored reality.

I know all the money Obama raised for his election came from little old ladies giving the last denarri that they had saved up for a “Special” occasion…

Oh yah! NEWS FLASH: HOUSE has been using the SAME PLOT FOR 5 years!
I figured that out after a couple of marathons of the show when I worked an all night job in a group home…. I haven’t been able to watch the show since.

DeanH
Member

Your diagnosis (chortle) of the recurring crap on the show is absolutely correct. The best thing going for it was the theme song they used. They’ve changed that now. So what anyway? It’s a product shoved into the homes of America on a device referred to by a variety of names. Old standards like idiot box and boob tube were apt. I’ve taken to calling it hypnovision, or as utilized in a line from song I know, “worship at the talking light in your living room”.

Is anybody familiar with Frank Zappa’s “I’m the Slime”? I grew up listening to his work, practically mentored my musical interests (take what you will from that). He performed I’m the Slime on SNL in the first or second year of the show. But the lyrics are perfect. He was truly a visionary, in this instance he was particularly prophetic, and we only had a handful of channels to choose from at the time. Oh what the hell, I’m gonna post the lyrics here. Please indulge me…

“I’m the Slime” – Frank Zappa ©1973

I am gross and perverted.
I’m obsessed and deranged.
I have existed for years,
But very little has changed.
I’m a tool of the government
And industry too.
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you.
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away.
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say.
I’m the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozing out
Of your TV set.

You will obey me while I lead you.
And eat the garbage that I feed you.
Until the day that we don’t need you.
Don’t run for help – no one will heed you.

Your mind is totally controlled.
It has been stuffed into my mold.
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold.

That’s right folks, don’t touch that dial!

I am the slime from the video
Oozing along on your living room floor.

I am the slime from the video.
Can’t stop the slime, people.
Look at me go!

conrad
Guest

Once again this just proves how the libs / dems are always the party of SCARE. Scare the seniors into thinking they’ll lose their social security. Scare the working class that they’ll lose their health care. Scare the bums on welfare that they’ll have to get a job and earn their keep. Scare the sheeple into thinking they’ll drown when man made global morning melts the ice caps. I am a dem but I rarely vote with them anymore. I just get sick and tired of hearing the same old SCARE tactics. The one thing that DOES SCARE me is the thought of these same people trying to take away my 2nd amendment rights!

SCDiver
Member

Sounds like you’re an old-school dem. Like what dems used to be before they were taken over by communists and socialists (pre 1930s or so)… Fiscally conservative and sticking to the constitution and stuff. Just curious 😉

The Digital Hairshirt
Member
The Digital Hairshirt

Oh good, they die at the end. I love happy endings.

Elrond Hubbard
Member

Hey Future Girl, I’m not waiting until 2050, I’m starting the revolution next Tuesday when I vote to throw your buddies asses out of Congress. It’s Ultra War Olivia and you’re fighting for Skynet.

…meanwhile, try putting on a few pounds.

Gigabyte
Guest

Some news for you guys at MorOn.org:

I took your advice and voted. I doubt you will like who I voted for though. I voted for all R’s in every race except where there wasn’t one running in a particular contest. In that case, I voted for the L (libertarian) candidate. And in the one race where there was a D running unopposed? I left it blank. I would have written-in Mickey Mouse if given the opportunity but it wasn’t allowed on that race.

Not that I am a big fan of the R party, mind you, but I *detest* Donks and what they are doing to my state and my country. The fictional future you dream up in this video clip would be a thousand times worse if your leftist ideas are allowed to continue unabated and unchecked.

BR
Guest

if they replaced republicans and sarah palin with democrats and barack obama, i think it would be pretty accurate.

matthew s harrison
Guest

That bitch needs to 1) read a book 2) eat a freaking sandwich 3) take some freaking acting lessons!
As a professional actor, I take great exception to moveon.org using obviously NON-UNION actors! I guarantee that was shot non-union, as no one with a valid SAG or AFTRA membership is that freaking bad! Kind of ironic isn’t it?

dummies-the lot. and thank god for them-cause the retards who sit through dogshit like this don’t know where their voting station is, let alone have valid voter registration cards!

JJJRO
Guest

Actually, it looks like Olivia Wilde, from HOUSE. She does look like she needs some BACON.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Never seen the show hence why I know NOTHING about this girl. I have to wonder if she is even american if she is canadian then that explains everything, if she is american she should be ashamed of herself AND whoever hired her for a national show should be ashamed of herself/himself because the girl cannot act.

USN-RETIRED
Member

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Ah, the delectable and delightfully delicious dilemma of doomed Democrat desperation deftly displayed. ENCORE!! ENCORE!!

perlcat
Member
USN-RETIRED
Member

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A litter ration? No, kitty can use all she needs, no rationing here.

Ruben
Member

Finding it unnecessary to proceed, I stopped at the 1:56 mark realizing how perfectly this illustrates the wackiness of the professional American left. These people are the MVPs for the GOP… and too stupid to even realize it!

Bat doo-doo
Guest

Yeah I also gave up after a minute. It was looking like another confused pro-dope ad.

DeanH
Member

That is within a second of my cut off time, too. Couldn’t take it any more. Personally I’m finding myself anxiously awaiting the day the fearsome liberals decide to really put em up to take the evil Right down. Not really a fondness for hurting people or violence in general, but somethings call for the training to be put to use. Might have been Vince Lombardi said something like ‘the best defense is great offense.’ (Who knows, I might have the wrong guy and the saying reversed!) I sincerely believe the conservatives of this country are more likely better prepared and capable of suppressing, nay – destroying any assault by the riotous liberal mobs.

The old phrase ‘radical liberal’ has been used a long time. I heard some putz, a cutie pie like this girl here, while in her rant against the few non democrats she had encountered in a different room at a party prior to one of the Clinton elections, espouse with great pride that she was a ‘rabid radical liberal’. My exact comment escapes me all these years later but she went on a major tear after realizing she was in the presence of another small group of non-lefties.

Loud to the point of cracking in her voice after chastising our host for inviting republicans to this soiree , she referred to me as a radical conservative. I thought about that for a nano or two. Is it really possible to be a radical in ones conservatism? I find that by definition it doesn’t work.

Lately the label NeoCon has popped into the nomenclature. I suppose that the counterclockwise rotation the republican ethos has taken these past 12 or 15 years that neocon has a place in the language. But that ain’t no conservative!

poppajoe49
Member

Ruben, I LOVE your avatar!!

YT
Member

Wow, that really proves the demographic they are targetting: retards and the stoned.

Hey, does anyone remember when those Republicans backed 100% of Fannie/Freddie mortgages with treasury funds? Oh wait, that happened on xmas eve of 2009 when they were in control of nothing. I’m sure they’re still getting anally raped by the interest on that in 2050.

Did those hippies mention when republicorp has its IPO? I’d like to convert my savings currently denominated in green/black toilet paper into something before the people this add is targeted at figure it out too.

perlcat
Member

Man, that’s a set of great demographics to market to. I can’t see the video, but wondering if they left the all-important douchebag demographic out.

Vic
Member

Perlcat, be sure to watch the vid. She is hot!!
It is an annoying ad. Just keep the sound off.

DeanH
Member

She’s cute. Arrogant. Self centered. Driven and wilful. All discernible traits with the sound turned off! Plus, her head is too big for her body. I know, I know… Picky picky.

Warren
Guest

….she would be more attractive if she gained about 50 pounds. It looks like she is malnourished, sheez.

I’ve always thought that, btw.

KimmyQueen
Guest

I don’t see the hotness. She has a big head and a boney body. Ewww.

Warren
Guest

Yah…The only feature I find really attractive on her is the eyes. But you don’t see those much in this clip.

As they say: beauty is more in the attitude then appearance. Judging from this video, her attitude is pretty ugly.

KimmyQueen
Guest

I dont know anything about the girl but she doesnt seem like someone i could get along with and i strive to get along with as many people as possible.

drb
Member

Bet she is vegan

Warren
Guest
drb
Member

LOL

perlcat
Member

I watched it — I cannot tell that she is hot — looks rather emaciated to me. A lot of lib fear mongering and all to keep the kool-aid drinkers voting. The problem is, most of their target demographic already went out and got high after getting bored with the bamster being EVERYWHERE.

About all’s I can say now is: “how can you un-watch a video?”

connor
Guest

as a memeber of the stoned demographic this video is horrible but i got a good laugh at the bad acting

rich
Guest

Just turn off the sound and focus on her. Obviously she’s not there for “mental stimulation”

DeanH
Member

Yeah sure she’s kinda cute. Big deal. She opened her mouth and that went phhhhhtttt! I’ll tell you what; If she engaged me in a conversation I would piss her off with a quickness. Likely so pissed she would be that she would strike me. Even with her mad ninja skeels I’d leave the room moments later and there would appear to be a new mud hole on the floor. Turn off the sound and I still don’t like her. You can see the ‘progressive’ in her viewfinders, slithering about inside that too-big-for-her-tiny-body head. A lot like jerneen barfalalo.

Necron_99
Member

Too right DeanH… That ding bat reminds me of my old girlfriends college roommate. This twit was an uber libtard vegan femi-nazi art student with a nasty disposition who came from one of the most affluent family’s in Mountain Brook, AL. I recall once when we were hanging out (me, the gf, and some other friends) having a conversation about “dogs vs. cats: which made the better house pet.” This twit walks in on the conversation without hearing most of it and immediately jumps down the throats of the “dog” faction because she equates dogs to men and cats to women, and therefore cats are better and if you like dogs you’re a racist, sexist, hater… I mean, the b1tch was bat-sh1t crazy! And every day it was something like that… “butter is evil because it’s an unethical exploitation of cows, long hair on women is a gender enslavement and objectification tool of the Capitalist Overlords, blah, blah, blah…” I can honestly say she was one of the most miserable people I have ever met. She was nothing without an audience to harangue with her pointless point of view, and became so obnoxious over time, that when the lease came up the gf moved just to get away from this loon.

DeanH
Member

She’s bound to find great pleasure in her little room when she has advanced past anyone giving a crap about her loonatism. It is sad really. But if not for whacked out people like this, who would the writers of screenplays use for inspiration? Well, ok, i mean besides all of us Media Haters…

Necron_99
Member

I almost forgot her all time best side splitter… Unlike most of her ilk, she refused to do recreational drugs. Her reasoning: “The War on Drugs” was a Republican ploy backed by Corporate pharmaceutical corporations to get hippies, minorities, and other non-conformists hooked on addictive substances, because if they were legalized (get this!) hippies, minorities, and other non-conformists wouldn’t do them anymore!?!?! She went on to expound that the only reason hippies, minorities, and other non-conformists do drugs is as an act of rebellion against the establishment…

DeanH
Member

Wow! Amazing work again friend! I wonder how she feels about Juan Valdez and that lovely little berry we call coffee? A most addictive substance in there. Mmmmm. I must brew some of the controlling concoction just due to my thinking of it.

And the libs are just too damn smart! Us silly tiny brained conservatives can’t possibly make up stories like that. Czit man, seriously she is on the record with all that gibberish?

perlcat
Member

Sounds like she’s off her meds. That, and somebody needs to get that girl a sandwich.

SCDiver
Member

Looks like we’ve found the person who’s been hoarding most of the earth’s stupidity.

I wonder if she was born with some of it…

Necron_99
Member

Oh yeah, this chick was a real piece of work… last I heard she moved to Detroit to work in an art gallery. One thing I’m certain of was she had “Daddy Issues”; i.e.: Daddy held the purse strings and was pretty conservative with the cash. She would never admit it, but I think she went all “counter culture” to spite her parents and after a while Stockholm Syndrome set in. She’s the same type personality as Juh-neen Gar-affalow and Wretched Mad-cow.

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