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Sean Penn wrote a novel. Or at least that’s what he calls it. Based on the excerpts, it’s more an uncontrolled excretion of bile and craziness. Apparently he wanted to add the title of author to his other two titles: legend-in-his-own-mind actor and communist dick.

Toward the end of the novel his character writes a letter to the Trump-like president and here is an excerpt, placed here as a red-beacon warning flasher to prevent IHTM visitors from ever wasting a dime on this embarrassing load of hooey:

“‘Your gasconade and cache of catchphrases, so limiting and reflexive, escalate the emasculation of you by a world whose patience is in nuclear peril. These sciences and sensibilities are our guns your narcissism neglects.”

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whiskeyriver
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“‘Your gasconade and cache of catchphrases, so limiting and reflexive, escalate the emasculation of you by a world whose patience is in nuclear peril. These sciences and sensibilities are our guns your narcissism neglects.”

WTF is that supposed to mean? I quit school after my 9th grade year in high school, I am not an educated man, so I need some help from you college boys, or girls, around here. What the hell was the guy talking about?

RGB
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He’s implying that the individual, the object of his rant, is becoming increasingly effeminate through his shooting from the hip, while those who suffer him are losing their patience in critical mass. And because of their natural and social superiority to him (the object of his rant), they will prevail.

Or, in other words, they are having an emotional meltdown of nuclear proportions because their commie worldview is being openly challenged.

whiskeyriver
Member

WTF did you just say? LMOAO…

poppajoe49
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Why do I get this image in my head?
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whiskeyriver
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I wish someone would teach me how to post a picture like that. I was thinking of a bird brain kind of thing but I’ll see if I did it right.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=funny+images+of+a+bird+brain&id=EF2E7223A9F5515A2E7D16BB7EC6BC8DADE222FB&FORM=IQFRBA

sifi
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Pick the image you want and left click on it. Then click on it again and it should be at the actual image location when it stops changing location. You then go up to the location bar an copy the whole location and paste here.
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whiskeyriver
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Ok, I tried that. But do I embed, copy share photo or what? That is what I don’t understand. And I don’t have a clue as to what a “location bar” is. Not a ‘puter geek man, gotta get a lot simpler than that to get me through the process! LOL

sifi
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If you look at the very top of this page you should see the address bar. It will have this location which is https://www.ihatethemedia.com/sean-penn-wrote-a-novel.

The link you posted above starts out https://www.bing.com/images… If you left click on it you’ll be where you can choose a image. You need to left click on a single image and it will bring up just that image but it will still be at https://www.bing.com/images… When you left click on it again it should be at the actual site of the picture. It will change to https://i.pinimg… or http://www.i.pinimg... or whatever besides https://www.bing.com

When you get there that is the address you want. That is what you need to copy and paste here. If you left click on the address it should highlight the whole address. Remaining on the address right click and choose copy. Then left click again and paste the address here.

sifi
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Forget about the location bar. Here is an easier way.

Here is the link you posted in the thread above…
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=funny+images+of+a+bird+brain&id=EF2E7223A9F5515A2E7D16BB7EC6BC8DADE222FB&FORM=IQFRBA

Go there and pick an image. Left click on it a couple of times and it will go to the image original location. Right click on the image and left click on “copy image location” then come back here and right click and paste it in your message. Copy and paste the location to the image. That is all there is to it.

whiskeyriver
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Ok. I did what you said. Left click two times, The picture comes up. Right click on the pic and there is no “copy image location” only this “ask Cortana” crap. And save picture as, share picture, select all or copy. That is all I get. So I did the copy and this is what happens.

Nothing, is what happens.

sifi
Member

Well you can’t say I didn’t try. Must be differences in our browsers. I use Firefox.

whiskeyriver
Member

I have had hell with this thing since my old computer, an XP, died on me. This thing is a windows 10 with google chrome and damned if I can figure it out. This thing tells me I can get an “app” to view certain sites. WTF is an app? I just want to read a news story or do some research on something so why do I need to download an app? Simpler and easier to use my ass. Computer companies make things more complicated so we have to spend more money on computer crap it takes a ‘puter geek to figure out. And charge more money for it.

lak114
Member

I miss XP

poppajoe49
Member

The other issue is if the link isn’t https, it won’t post the picture, just the link.

RGB
Member

Whoever wrote that quote, their crap reads like the typical brain vomit that I see college students spewing out, trying to sound intellectual. It’s literally impossible to understand…

Kip Hooker
Member

I’m old enough to remember when this guy charged 20 million dollars to star in a movie about income inequality.

*Wrong threat, meant to put that in the one about Damon.

Not so silent
Member

Sounds like he was helped by someone who could spell big words. I don’t think he has the ability to string to sentences together. Perhaps Mr. Penn and Mr. Glover should get married and move to south America, and take Rosie, Cher, and CNN with you.

CO2Insanity
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Gnarly.

sifi
Member

Easiest acting job he ever had. He just played himself.

Joe Redfield
Member

When I saw this I was suddenly reminded that there is a desperate shortage of toilet paper in Venezuela.