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Sports Illustrated goes full dhimmi. For this year’s annual swimsuit issue they are featuring a Muslim model, Halima Aden. Instead of a bikini she wears a “burkini,” the sixth-century version of a swimsuit favored by backward paternalistic cultures who treat women like slaves. This is Sports Illustrated demonstrating how woke they are.

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JPTravis
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So it turns out Sports Illustrated is also including a fat model in its swimsuit issue this year:

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2019/05/11/watch-sports-illustrated-shatters-perceptions-teaches-whats-attractive-new-obese-swimsuit-model/

The have GOT to take that issue away from the woman who’s in charge of it. She has no clue what she’s doing and her model choices are one reason SI is going into the tank like every other magazine, and she is the ONLY reason why the swimsuit issue has become nothing but a joke.

flashingscotsman
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Come on now, you KNOW there’s still plenty of sports fans that salivate when the Swimsuit Issue shows up. It’s the only time their jealous wife will let them look at anything remotely female. Cucks.

Not so silent
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flashingscotsman
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Anyone that looks to SI to see hot women has issues to begin with.

JPTravis
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Don’t get me started on the SI swimsuit issue. I wrote a whole column on it once: Swimsuit issue. The problem is that a woman is in charge of picking the models and she is merely guessing at what men like to see, so she inevitably picks a bunch of bony, anorexic, stick women, mostly blonde. Since this is a SPORTS magazine about ATHLETES, wouldn’t you think she would pick athletic women for models? Does anybody remember that pole vaulter whose photo tore up the Internet a few years ago? Why not get her for the swimsuit issue?

JPTravis
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Here she is:

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MGAP
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MGAP

Allison Stokke… dayum.

JPTravis
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Not only is she better looking than anybody who was ever in a SI swimsuit issue, she could kick all their asses and then jump over their prostrate bodies.

flashingscotsman
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I’ve never been impressed with the models myself. Not because they’re thin, I have no problem with that. They’re too much like fashion models, in other words, ugly.

But what I’m making fun of is the guys that get their yearly excitement from the issue, because they’re under the thumb of a jealous wife, who would freak if they looked at anything more sexual.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

I did like Kathy Ireland.

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snarlzbarkly
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Would anyone be surprised if she turned-up dead and SI’s offices were attacked in the not too distant future?

MGAP
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MGAP

Good point.

deepthinker
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deepthinker

The sheep are catering to the wolves.

coach
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She is wearing a garbage bag and we are told it is a swim suit. This is something straight out of Hans Christian Andersen’s The King’s new Suit of Clothes.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Smells like bacon and beer…
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deepthinker
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deepthinker

The one on the right please.

sifi
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sifi

That really looks refreshing with all that wet material clinging to your body. Why even bother? Oh, that’s right, political statement.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

She looks like she is wearing a garbage bag….With an elf hat….

JPTravis
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I don’t really get the puffy area across the upper body. Is that like a life preserver?

sifi
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sifi

That’s a rolled-up full burka so she can be completely covered when shes through swimming.

JPTravis
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Seriously?

sifi
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sifi

Naw, just making a silly speculation, but then, I wouldn’t put it past these fruitcakes.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Probably her AK-47..keeping her powder dry so to speak…

deepthinker
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deepthinker

We’ve gotten it all wrong. Its the latest ISIS scuba suit. Guaranteed to take your dumb ass right to the bottom for testing.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

Why isn’t her face covered and what is she doing out in public without a male relative?

MGAP
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MGAP

SI political statement. Don’t try to bring logic to the table.

StrinaM
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AAAAAAND she’s letting herself be photographed!

StrinaM
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What’s the point, then?

MGAP
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MGAP

It heightens the whole fantasy thing for guys like JP. He can fantasize about the hairy pits and legs. Much more erotic than actually seeing them, right JP?

JPTravis
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Strina’s point was that it’s the swimsuit issue and THAT’S not a swimsuit. THAT belongs in a Muslim-appreciation issue.

But as for the armpit thing, I like it when a woman doesn’t shave under her arms. Maybe it doesn’t look right when she wears a strapless evening gown but in everyday life when she’s wearing sleeves I like it au natural. So there.

MGAP
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MGAP

See Strina? Like I said.. … .. .

StrinaM
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Lol