What the hell is this thing they just discovered on Mars?

by editor on June 5, 2011

This is not the kind of story we typically cover at IHateTheMedia.com, but we’re making an exception because THIS IS FREAKIN’ STRANGE.

David Martines was playing with Google Mars when he stumbled across something that is absolutely inexplicable.

Let’s let David describe it:

“This structure is 700′ x 150′, and is colored white with blue and red stripes against the red Martian soil. This is not a rock or mountain. It is a manufactured structure. This is not something that I created, this is something that is currently on Google Mars. NASA won’t talk to me about it. I’ve sent them a few emails, and no reply. Go see for yourself. The coordinates are: 71 49’19.73″N 29 33’06.53″W.”

Watch the video and you’ll say the same thing we did:

WTF? What the F-in’ F?

http://youtu.be/GDwkpYHX-Wk

Update: If you’re into discoveries found on Google Earth, you’ll might find it interesting to zoom in on this anti-obama crop circle in Louisiana.

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JustAl
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JustAl
June 5, 2011 9:21 am

Now we know where “O” is from and how he got hooked up with a Klingon.

hisham
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hisham
June 5, 2011 9:48 am

LOLMAO!! 🙂

hisham
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hisham
June 5, 2011 7:30 pm

Oh Pleeeaaaze!!!!! You have to admit that was funny!

East_TN_Patriot
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East_TN_Patriot
June 5, 2011 8:53 am

Wow… this is interesting. Possibly it is some sort of secret research facility put there by the US or another government. More likely that it is some sort of surface feature that looks man-made due to the pixelation from the low-resolution image. Interesting for sure.

YT
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YT
June 5, 2011 3:03 pm

No sh*t. Love how the commentator could say it was 700 feet across, well maintained, man-made, etc.

Looked like a half-dozen white pixels to me.

Maybe NASA doesn’t want to answer because it the remains of one of their doomed projects there a few years ago. Could be the landing module for the rover (think it was a bunch of airbags that protected it).

Anyway….remember how I said something about the kooks getting their facts right but drawing poor conclusions? Well, this is a good example. I’ve seen less grainy pictures of bigfoot.

J
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J
June 5, 2011 8:47 am

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

CaliforniaDave
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CaliforniaDave
June 5, 2011 1:41 pm

I figured it was a Starbucks or a Wal-Mart.

Or a Denny’s.

RockingHorseGuy
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June 5, 2011 3:11 pm

Jeeeez, they’re putting those things everywhere.

Kip Hooker
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June 5, 2011 9:46 am

But does it have electrolytes?

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield
June 5, 2011 8:42 am

It’s the interstellar headquarters of the vast right wing conspiracy. Progressives just knew we were non-human invaders, didn’t they?

hisham
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hisham
June 5, 2011 8:41 am

That’s some kind of interesting sh*t! Nobody’s talking tell me one of two things: 1) They don’t know what it is and don’t want to spook us unsophisticated flyover types into stampeding for the nearest exit, or 2) They don’t know what it is and they don’t want to have to admit to anyone that they don’t what it is.

Ruben
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Ruben
June 5, 2011 4:51 pm

It’s Dennis Kucinich’s hometown.

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