The Americans With No Abilities Act. Soon all Universities in California will be offering a new NAW (No Ability Whatsoever) degree for future czars leaders in the United States.

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whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver
January 24, 2013 2:39 pm

If this law passes I may lose my job! The company does not have one employee covered under the act for every two who are competent so some of us will have to go so they can hire more lame and lazy types. Maybe I can learn how to play stupid real quick.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
January 24, 2013 1:59 pm

The comments are equally as great as the article!

flashingscotsman
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January 24, 2013 10:44 am
Big Al
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Big Al
January 24, 2013 5:32 am

SNL did a skit back in the 70’s called “Hire the incompetent”.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 23, 2013 5:06 pm

Well ALL democraps would be qualified under this act……

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 23, 2013 4:38 pm

I really wish you folks would stop giving the commiecrats any more ideas. How much do you want to bet some dipshit like Hank Johnson proposes a bill just like it.

Joe
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Joe
January 23, 2013 8:21 pm

They already had this idea, they’re called occupiers. But this will no doubt encourage them to give the occupiers a face lift.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
January 23, 2013 4:57 pm

Only if he becomes King Of Guam .

flashingscotsman
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January 24, 2013 10:40 am

If he was the King of Guam, maybe it WOULD capsize.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
January 23, 2013 3:55 pm

Although a parody , this truly expresses the Democratic mentality . Failed social order , failed families , failed morals , failed economics , BUT ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES .

As Lewis Carrol wrote — ” They all must be winners , they all must have prizes !!! “

PsychoDad
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January 23, 2013 2:46 pm

Oh People’s Cube! Have we all done our assigned readings today, Comrades?

You know, sci-fi legend Robert Heinlein predicted virtually the same thing long ago in “Job,” although not quite as absurdly. Yes, it was California. And yes, the legislature decided it was unfair that people with college degrees earned more than those without. So what’s the solution? You got it! Every person breathing was awarded a college degree at age 18.

Sometimes it’s hard for spoofs like People’s Cube and The Onion to keep ahead of the curve . . .

ooddballz
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ooddballz
January 23, 2013 3:16 pm

Heinlein, one of my favorite authors.
You do know he invented the water bed in Stranger in a strange land, right? That’s the reason the person who “invented” it could not patent it.

I believe he foresaw a lot of things, including the upcoming civil war, and (hopefully) the outcome.

I do NOT believe he was a “prophet” , Just a man with a good grasp of history and a uncanny view of the way the country was headed at the time.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
January 23, 2013 2:45 pm

Sounds like the classic Obama voter. Like the Obama-phone bitch.

wingater
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wingater
January 23, 2013 2:45 pm

This article HAS to be a parody. Right?

That Guy
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That Guy
January 23, 2013 4:37 pm

Yeah, but it took longer than it should have to realize it. When what should be pure fiction begins to resemble the truth, you know things are messed up.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 23, 2013 11:22 pm

And Obama is President.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
January 23, 2013 2:16 pm

WOW, for once crowly is ahead of the curve.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 23, 2013 11:22 pm

The more common name for this is the Crowley Act.

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