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A teacher asked her class how many of them are Bernie Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.

Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a Bernie Sanders fan.’

The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a Bernie Sanders fan?’

Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Conservative’

The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Conservative and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative.’

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’

Little Johnny replied, ‘A Bernie Sanders fan.’

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Tomorrow is Memorial Day, a day no veteran forgets. Our fallen veterans are more than a name on a head stone or on a wall.

https://youtu.be/PdOEbqa4SA0

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Thought you might like this. I thought it was incredible.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/421703-tomb-sentinel-wouldnt-let-extreme-conditions-stop-his-duty-to-honor-fallen-at-arlington/

This is the same day that AOC got confused and opened her pie hole at “casual Tornadoes” because she is dumb fuck.

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It doesn’t matter what the weather is. Rain, snow, hot, cold the guards of the tomb are there 24/7 every day of the year. You can find some great videos about the ritual online.

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missing man table at Chick Fil A.
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Ate at Olive Garden last night and after the meal the waitress asked what my plans were for today. I said I have no plans because the weather is too cold to go to the beach… but I could tell she had more on her mind than beaches. I asked her what her plans were. She said she already went to a Memorial Day service in Battle Creek. Which is an hour away. But she would probably attend another service here in Grand Rapids today. So I asked her about it. Turns out she’s a Marine’s kid and her father was killed in Iraq, on April 4, 2004, also known as Black Sunday and the bloodiest day in the Iraq war. He was a corpsman and when his best friend was shot he crawled out to tend to him and was killed himself. So she lost not only her father but a bunch of his friends she considered her friends. Consequently she is very adamant about remembering the purpose of Memorial Day. Made me feel like a fool for mentioning the beach.

If she made the whole thing up to get a big tip, the strategy worked.

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I dunno. I could fix that tree. My Husqvarna and some duct tape…

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flashingscotsman
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Who does she have to sleep with to be President? George Soros?

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She don’t care, she’ll sleep with anyone to get ahead.

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It would eliminate the far left.

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Unfortunately, it won’t work unless there is a separation between the 2 sides.

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WTF???
Male Lingerie Model Identifying As Female Lingerie Model Slams Victoria’s Secret For Ball-Based Bigotry
https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2019/01/30/munroe-bergdorf-victorias-secret-discrimination/

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Just found a tranny in the bathroom…..comment image

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MGAP
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Is that a cameltoe?

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No, it’s a moose knuckle.

JPTravis
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Who the hell is that?

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Jerrold Nadler.

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Demotards impeachment resolution from Caveman Al Green….comment image

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I see the Jerry Nadler action figure has been released by the demotards….comment image

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Look at his pants! You would have to unbuckle his belt and unzip his pants to give him heart compressions.

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Happy Ramalamadingdong Bombathon…..It begins today, so I celebrated with Bacon!!!
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Spray them with pig blood!