The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.
Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.
It’s pretty well known that Michelle wears the pants in the White House. Now we think we know why.
In the words of Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor, “Oh, my god. Looks like man candy to me.”
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[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the picturesare Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the picturesare Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. Michelle was wearing this aqua blue dress when she gave a speech at the Democratic National […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a shrunken penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media.Michelle was wearing this aqua blue dress when she gave a speech at the Democratic National […]
[…] Here are two pictures of Michelle Obama with a strange crotch-level protuberance suggestive of a penis. I have no way to ascertain whether the pictures are photoshopped. The sources of the pictures are Barack Ovomit and I Hate the Media. […]
[…] A Bulging Crotch-The Michelle Obama Story Posted on May 9, 2012 by reportanddeport Even before Barack Ovomit was elected, his propaganda mill put out the fantasy that Michelle Ovomit is some kind of fashion diva. And whereas Barry Ovomit himself was claimed to be the re-incarnation of John F. Kennedy, as well as a Godlike messiah, his wife was correspondingly claimed to be the re-incarnation of Jackie Kennedy, as well as a Fashion Queen… Her Royal Highness, Michelle. And though the Ovomits do consider themselves to be high and mighty, we have to ask ourselves, “what kind of royalty would put on a tight and slinky dress that shows to the world, her bulging and nasty crotch?” And once such a crotch has been put on public display, we start to wonder what could cause such a hideous condition. So we will explore different medical conditions that might explain Queen Michelle’s, protruding, private parts. Could it be that Her Majesty is a hermaphrodite, like Lady Gaga, and that she has a penis to go along with her female organs? http://gawker.com/ladygagaspenis If Michelle Ovomit is indeed a genetic freak, or if she merely has an excess of male hormones that lead to a penis-like clitoris, perhaps these possible conditions would explain her other manly traits of long, muscular arms, huge, blocky knees, her angry and hateful personality and her perpetually, sneering face. Or perhaps Michelle Ovomit has a condition known as sinus pudoris, which is when the skin of a woman’s vaginal lips grow to several inches in length. This is common in people of African descent, and has been referred to as a, “Hottentot Apron”. For more infromation on Michelle Obama’s bulging crotch, go to Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?, at https://www.ihatethemedia.com/why-is-everyone-staring-at-michelle-obama-lap […]
She got a little smokey?
that nappy headed “HO” would stink a dog off a gut wagon
EWWW gross!!!!
It’s not that she has a vestigial penis, but rather a thick 8 inch clit that she pees through……while standing. It is better known in the medical community as a gorilla vulva.
It’s obviously a tube of lipstick or a tampon, but good grief, she’s not 13 and should know that those things go in a purse or a coat pocket…NOT in a skin tight pocket, front or back for all the world to see!
I have never been convinced that Michelle is actually a woman.