Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?

by editor on May 7, 2010

Michelle Obama lap

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.

Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.

It’s pretty well known that Michelle wears the pants in the White House. Now we think we know why.

In the words of Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor, “Oh, my god. Looks like man candy to me.”

Michelle Obama bulge

Michelle Obama penis

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The Obumbly Obomster
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The Obumbly Obomster
May 7, 2010 10:10 am

Soo….does this mean Barrack has the mangina?

Ruben
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Ruben
May 7, 2010 8:23 am

I can’t decide if MO’s figure is more like a bowling pin or a pear. Both? I think her face is cute and she has a winning smile, though. From the neck up, she’s a winner in my book.

tbone_03
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tbone_03
May 10, 2010 9:22 am

uhhh you meant weiner right? she (loosely defined) is a weiner in your book is what you meant to say right Che?

Ruben
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Ruben
May 10, 2010 10:07 am

WEINER! Great touch, tbone, that”s hilarious!

HumbleGuru
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May 7, 2010 7:57 am

DIGG is about liberals trying to control information. Stupid liberals!

CO2Insanity
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May 7, 2010 7:44 am

Man they REALLY don’t like you at Digg. Media censorhship at its best.

“This URL has been reported by users to be in violation of Digg’s Terms of Use and cannot be submitted at this time. Please refer to our Terms of Use (digg.com/tou) for more information.”

Another reason “I Hate the Media”

Administrator
Admin
May 7, 2010 3:29 pm

Contacted Digg, it’s working now:

http://digg.com/d31QWAL

Administrator
Admin
May 7, 2010 8:20 am

I’d sure like to know what it violated, specifically. If ayone finds out, let us know.

Normally, all our articles get in, but then the Digg “bury patrol” buries us en masse at around 150 Diggs.

I just went to Digg and searched for the word “penis.” There are 7338 of articles with pretty provocative titles. So, I guess the answer that will never be articulated is that we are making fun of The Greatest First Lady in the History of the World. I’m sure they were very kind to the previous First Lady (and her husband) as well over there.

If you guys really want to get back at them, please ReTweet this as much as you can here, where there is still Free Speech:

http://twitter.com/ihatethemedia/status/13550750608

Administrator
Admin
May 7, 2010 7:19 am

Can someone with a Reddit account go an post this over there — those lefties there will be so torn on whether to laugh or to get pissed. I can’t post of there, I’m sort of “soft-banned.” But I’d like to see it drive them crazy. Same with Digg, by the way.

Chuck
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Chuck
May 7, 2010 7:17 am

Michele Obama… Ray Finkle/Lois Einhorn!

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