Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?

by editor on May 7, 2010

Michelle Obama lap

The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.

Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.

It’s pretty well known that Michelle wears the pants in the White House. Now we think we know why.

In the words of Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor, “Oh, my god. Looks like man candy to me.”

Michelle Obama bulge

Michelle Obama penis

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tracycolorado
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” Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat ” ” remember tricks are for kids “

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EZBurns
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The consensus from the Estrogen committee, after much study and discussion, is that Michelle wears pads and belts instead of tampons.

Honestly, it’s so TMI I’d rather she had a penis.

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USN-RETIRED
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Hey. Mic. How’s it hanging?

Could lead to being remembered as the well-hung First ‘Lady’. Although, it could just be a wardrobe malfunction – jockstrap slipped? Ooohh, I’m so mean. Guess it’s a flashback to my Dem days before I had a brain implant.

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HumbleGuru
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Greg, that is the winning caption!

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Greg
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It’s Bush’s fault!

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Big Al
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She was showing how to put a condom on.

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Chaz
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Quick… call Homeland Security! There’s a suspicious package in the White House!

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Pittsburgh Z
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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The Obumbly Obomster
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Soo….does this mean Barrack has the mangina?

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Ruben
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I can’t decide if MO’s figure is more like a bowling pin or a pear. Both? I think her face is cute and she has a winning smile, though. From the neck up, she’s a winner in my book.

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tbone_03
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uhhh you meant weiner right? she (loosely defined) is a weiner in your book is what you meant to say right Che?

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Ruben
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WEINER! Great touch, tbone, that”s hilarious!

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HumbleGuru
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DIGG is about liberals trying to control information. Stupid liberals!

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CO2Insanity
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Man they REALLY don’t like you at Digg. Media censorhship at its best.

“This URL has been reported by users to be in violation of Digg’s Terms of Use and cannot be submitted at this time. Please refer to our Terms of Use (digg.com/tou) for more information.”

Another reason “I Hate the Media”

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Administrator
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Contacted Digg, it’s working now:

http://digg.com/d31QWAL

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Administrator
Admin

I’d sure like to know what it violated, specifically. If ayone finds out, let us know.

Normally, all our articles get in, but then the Digg “bury patrol” buries us en masse at around 150 Diggs.

I just went to Digg and searched for the word “penis.” There are 7338 of articles with pretty provocative titles. So, I guess the answer that will never be articulated is that we are making fun of The Greatest First Lady in the History of the World. I’m sure they were very kind to the previous First Lady (and her husband) as well over there.

If you guys really want to get back at them, please ReTweet this as much as you can here, where there is still Free Speech:

http://twitter.com/ihatethemedia/status/13550750608

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Administrator
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Can someone with a Reddit account go an post this over there — those lefties there will be so torn on whether to laugh or to get pissed. I can’t post of there, I’m sort of “soft-banned.” But I’d like to see it drive them crazy. Same with Digg, by the way.

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Chuck
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Michele Obama… Ray Finkle/Lois Einhorn!

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