Why people hate vegans. “‘When I moved in a year ago, my roommate was an ovo-lacto vegetarian, whereas I was (and still am) an omnivore,’ explains our submitter in Brooklyn. ‘She used to not care about my eating habits, but about four months ago she decided to become a full-blown vegan and has been insufferable since then. Yesterday I went food shopping for myself, and when I came back from work today I found this letter on my bedside table.’” It’s 2 pages and too large to reproduce here. Let’s just say that Nanny Bloomberg would be soooo proud.

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December 22, 2012 12:34 pm

WOW! Time to either move or kick her the heck out! Either that or tie her down and force milk down her throat, which is basically how tolerant SHE is being.

December 22, 2012 12:34 pm

ITs time to move the hell out. Your roommate has gone off the deep end and until they realize that not everyone is willing to bow down and become a vegan and give up what we are suppose to eat, you are going to have no rest.

Just to really piss off your roomie I suggest you place the letter back on her table with just a hint of steak or roast beef dripping upon. With this message. Thanks for the concern, the letter served a purpose as there where no napkins when I ate dinner so I used it. Hope you dont mind.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 22, 2012 1:32 pm

I was thinking, to be in the Holiday Spirit, give her a nice gift wrapped slab of bacon, then throw her ass out.

December 22, 2012 2:21 pm

Stuff her stocking with a nice big frozen cow tongue.

December 22, 2012 2:42 pm

I’d put raw bacon strips in her bed myself. Perhaps some raw beef tongue too, and some tripe as garnish.

December 22, 2012 3:00 pm

i wonder how many mosquitoes the vegan has thoughtlessly killed, ants stepped on, bugs smashed into windshields of buses she rode upon, or gnats smacked into her face (or drowned in tears) while bicycling, , that didn’t get eaten. talk about waste… oh what about roaches and spiders stepped upon?

morality of vegans. rofl at least when one eats spam, one is making use of the whole spamabeast.

December 22, 2012 3:54 pm

Bone a vegan, because they sound like they just need some meat

December 22, 2012 4:47 pm

Basically, most vegans are annoying leftist preachy assholes. Outside of Stu on the Glenn Beck Show, most are preachy leftist dickheads.

December 22, 2012 5:04 pm

Had neighbors that were Vegans (sounds like an alien race, actually, and kinda is) and when they came over over for dinner, it was always like, “Remember we don’t eat meat or dairy.” Of course, at their house, they never reciprocated. I knew we’d be grazing for dinner.
They’d say, “I don’t even miss meat,” but in their fridge were garden burgers and veggie weiners…had to call B.S. on that one…

December 23, 2012 5:56 am

My stepson’s ex’s sister is a vegetable.
When I would go over there to do work on the house, she kept complaining about my lunch choices, usually leftover meat products from the previous night’s dinner.
She actually told me that if she gave me a veggie dog, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between that and a Nathan’s dog! So I told her that if she ate a Nathan’s dog and she wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, but she insisted she could! She also said she was the world’s greatest vegetarian cook, I told her that was about the same as being the worlds smartest idiot.
When they came over for a holiday meal, I had to make a lasagna for her because she wouldn’t eat turkey or ham, so I used meat sauce in the lasagna and she never knew the difference. My nephew and I used to drive her nuts with the hypocrisy of her habits, like chewing gum and eating Jello, telling her that they both were animal byproducts, and her belt and shoes were leather.
She is a nutcase even without the vegan-ism.

December 23, 2012 9:19 am

“…world’s smartest idiot…”.


December 23, 2012 10:32 am

There’s no explaining the nuttiness that is veganism.

December 22, 2012 5:58 pm

She sounds seriously deranged…..any guns in the house?

December 22, 2012 7:02 pm

I’d just keep eating the animals, keep bringing them into the apartment, and every time I fart, I’d identify it for her. “Hmmm, that was the chorizo, egg, and cheese burrito I had for breakfast. With refried beans cooked in lard. Mmmm.”

December 25, 2012 8:59 pm


December 22, 2012 10:59 pm

The vegan sounds like a typical leftie – tolerance for me but not for thee.

Missile Command
December 23, 2012 5:31 am

Classic leftist control-freakery. But why is this person living in an apartment and using up so much of the Earths’ resources? Such enlightened intellectuals generally are inclined to live in a commune, collectivized farm or city park with their OWS comrades.

December 23, 2012 10:33 am

Maybe a cave, eating nuts and berries?

Does she have any idea how many insects are killed in the process of cutting down trees to build her a home?

December 23, 2012 12:22 pm

cave bat-guano beetles and dead bat body eating beetles would be squished.

December 23, 2012 8:27 am

WOW!! What xhutzpah! This gal is essentially a dairy cow herself, what with all the grass she eats and she lectures you about your eating habits?!? My suggestion is simple; if you pay any part of the bills, or half and half, just tell her to STFU and STFD and nosh on her plate of weeds—intolerant biatch that she is. CaliforniaDave has it dead-on right about just how tolerant these lefty losers are.

December 23, 2012 8:28 am

Oh, BTW, start looking for another roommate.

December 23, 2012 10:34 am


December 24, 2012 11:26 am

All that needs to be said about it:

December 26, 2012 10:12 pm
December 26, 2012 11:07 pm
December 27, 2012 9:33 am

You gotta wonder what the hell she was trying to feed the cat? Poor cat.

I popped the lid on a can of sardines for lunch yesterday, in Louisiana Hot Sauce. Our cat, Vermin, came a’runnin’, as she always does at the sound of a can opener or a pop top can. She sat in the chair across the table from me, watching every move. I told her, “No, Schquirmin, it’s got hot sauce.” She continued watching. So I put a little bit on a cracker and set it on the table in front of her. She licked every drop of that hot sauce, (which actually did have some heat to it), then ate the fish.

A couple minutes later, she’s looking at me funny, jumped down, ran over for some quality time with her water bowl. Next time, sardines in mustard sauce.

December 27, 2012 9:40 am

Decades ago had a Dachshund that loved to eat hot peppers. He’d scarf em down, then 15 minutes later sit there, looking at us panting and licking his nose. He’d eat more if we’d give him more. He loved em. He lived over 20 years. I think 22 years, not sure. Long time. Great dog. Funniest little dude ever.

January 31, 2013 11:13 am

This just goes to show and prove that veganism is turning into some sort of cult, or stupid religion. I don’t have a problem with going vegetarian, that’s fine, but as soon as someone thinks they are superior than the other, and passing judgement on the next person, that to me is enough for a religion.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate vegans