You didn’t lift that! “A North Korean won Olympic gold. But he didn’t lift that: ‘I am very happy and give thanks to our Great Leader for giving me the strength to lift this weight. I believe Kim Jong Il gave me the record and all my achievements. It is all because of him,’ Om said.” Yup, a little tub of lard is the source of every North Korean’s strength just like a gaffe-prone doofus is the source of every American’s smarts. The “joke” sign is lit all over the world.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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