As I stated in another thread, I just returned from California visiting family. My 29 yo cousin just started a job with their county. She noticed one guy doing his paperwork differently than everyone else. So she, being conscientious, asked him why he does his paperwork that way while others do theirs another. Next thing she knows, her supervisor is yelling at her for hurting the guys feelings.
I got reported for sexual harassment when I started at the federal government about eight years ago. It was so silly, I had no idea who could have even reported such a thing. Turned out it was because when I had to answer the phones one day because both receptionists called in sick, this airhead biologist kept calling the wrong number--instead of calling her boss she was calling the main line and I would answer. She would go, "Damn, I called the wrong number again!" Finally, I asked her if she was trying to flirt with me. I was married and in my fifties. She was a 22-year-old college graduate. It was a joke. And she must have known it was a joke because she laughed. But apparently you can't make jokes when you work for the government.
HA! The govt. Is nothing if it's not a joke-maker. You just made it at the wrong person
She was given this little music box. I told her she needed to bring it to work and play it whenever he started whining.
The GOP delegates in Colorado, pretty much, just handed the nomination to Trump. Do they not realize just how establishment this looks? I'm just amazed at every move this primary has taken.
This is just another reason they call WND World Nut Daily.
Don't fall for this nonsense. This is a Drudge-generated controversy and because Trump is mammothly ignorant--I mean ignorant on a scale that actually makes Obama look smart--he's having a cow about the "rules change" in Colorado. Except, gee whiz, the story Drudge linked to was from LAST AUGUST. That's when Colorado changed the rules and it had nothing to do with stopping Trump because the stupid dork didn't have a single delegate at that point and nobody was even taking him seriously. So Cruz has an organized campaign and studies the rules and they knew Colorado was no longer holding a regular primary months ago, whereas Trump did not.
Every. Single. Time. He. Loses. Trump comes up with an excuse and whines and cries and calls everybody a cheater. He's a great big spoiled baby.
I know it was all on the up and up, but it sure gives Drudge and others heavy artillery in the media battle. This is the kind of thing that stirs up Trump bots to get out and enlist more low-info voters into their ranks. With these kind of headlines Trump will get the 1237 delegates needed before the convention.
whines and cries and calls everybody a cheater. He’s a great big spoiled baby.
sounds millenial to me.
About 20 years ago I was next in line behind a lady that had just stepped up to the help counter at Circuit City with a computer mouse in her hand. She calmly asked the guy behind the counter, "Do you sell mouse balls?" as she held up the ball-less mouse, I guess to make sure she got the right size ball. Everyone within hearing distance started laughing.
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins
• Coming Up—Theological Open House. We discuss thought-provoking topics. Your opinions are hardly welcome.
• All singles are invited to join us Friday at 7 p.m. for the annula Christmas Sing-alone."
• Thursday night – potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the community.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
• This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
• Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
• Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
• Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
• The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
• Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.
The golf pro says that they do, and that they are $1.00.
The golfer gives the golf pro a dollar.
The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands the player a dime to use as a marker.
This economic model is also used by the federal government!
Here's a site that isn't mainstream and the owner puts out some good commentary. I've been hanging around there for seven years.
I don't agree with everything he says but he pulls no punches when it comes to either democrats, republicans or the economy. No real party affiliation, he backed Barry in '08, no one in '12 and backs Trump this year.
He is quick with the ban hammer if you post something contrarian without an argument to back it up though.
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As I stated in another thread, I just returned from California visiting family. My 29 yo cousin just started a job with their county. She noticed one guy doing his paperwork differently than everyone else. So she, being conscientious, asked him why he does his paperwork that way while others do theirs another. Next thing she knows, her supervisor is yelling at her for hurting the guys feelings.
I got reported for sexual harassment when I started at the federal government about eight years ago. It was so silly, I had no idea who could have even reported such a thing. Turned out it was because when I had to answer the phones one day because both receptionists called in sick, this airhead biologist kept calling the wrong number--instead of calling her boss she was calling the main line and I would answer. She would go, "Damn, I called the wrong number again!" Finally, I asked her if she was trying to flirt with me. I was married and in my fifties. She was a 22-year-old college graduate. It was a joke. And she must have known it was a joke because she laughed. But apparently you can't make jokes when you work for the government.
HA! The govt. Is nothing if it's not a joke-maker. You just made it at the wrong person
She was given this little music box. I told her she needed to bring it to work and play it whenever he started whining.
:-\ Wow... That is just cray cray
So this is the jokes thread lol
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LOLOL
Trump Erupts As Cruz Sweeps Colorado Without Votes
http://www.wnd.com/2016/04/trump-erupts-as-cruz-sweeps-colorado-without-votes/
The GOP delegates in Colorado, pretty much, just handed the nomination to Trump. Do they not realize just how establishment this looks? I'm just amazed at every move this primary has taken.
This is just another reason they call WND World Nut Daily.
Don't fall for this nonsense. This is a Drudge-generated controversy and because Trump is mammothly ignorant--I mean ignorant on a scale that actually makes Obama look smart--he's having a cow about the "rules change" in Colorado. Except, gee whiz, the story Drudge linked to was from LAST AUGUST. That's when Colorado changed the rules and it had nothing to do with stopping Trump because the stupid dork didn't have a single delegate at that point and nobody was even taking him seriously. So Cruz has an organized campaign and studies the rules and they knew Colorado was no longer holding a regular primary months ago, whereas Trump did not.
Every. Single. Time. He. Loses. Trump comes up with an excuse and whines and cries and calls everybody a cheater. He's a great big spoiled baby.
I know it was all on the up and up, but it sure gives Drudge and others heavy artillery in the media battle. This is the kind of thing that stirs up Trump bots to get out and enlist more low-info voters into their ranks. With these kind of headlines Trump will get the 1237 delegates needed before the convention.
whines and cries and calls everybody a cheater. He’s a great big spoiled baby.
sounds millenial to me.
About 20 years ago I was next in line behind a lady that had just stepped up to the help counter at Circuit City with a computer mouse in her hand. She calmly asked the guy behind the counter, "Do you sell mouse balls?" as she held up the ball-less mouse, I guess to make sure she got the right size ball. Everyone within hearing distance started laughing.
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins
• Coming Up—Theological Open House. We discuss thought-provoking topics. Your opinions are hardly welcome.
• All singles are invited to join us Friday at 7 p.m. for the annula Christmas Sing-alone."
• Thursday night – potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the community.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
• This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
• Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
• Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
• Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
• The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
• Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.
The golf pro says that they do, and that they are $1.00.
The golfer gives the golf pro a dollar.
The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands the player a dime to use as a marker.
This economic model is also used by the federal government!
Here's a site that isn't mainstream and the owner puts out some good commentary. I've been hanging around there for seven years.
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?blog=Market-Ticker
There is a corresponding forum as well:
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?forum=Market-Ticker
I don't agree with everything he says but he pulls no punches when it comes to either democrats, republicans or the economy. No real party affiliation, he backed Barry in '08, no one in '12 and backs Trump this year.
He is quick with the ban hammer if you post something contrarian without an argument to back it up though.
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Leopard! !!
I did a lot today but mostly spa stuffs. I got my nails did, my hair did, massage... I feel good... going to take a nap.
Dude, how bored are you?