Andrea Mitchell Calls Obama Greatest Speechwriter Since Lincoln

Andrea Mitchell Calls Obama Greatest Speechwriter Since Lincoln: This statement would be fraudulent even if Obama had written this speech. We’re fairly certain that he did not. How can we be so certain? Because not once did O Duce mention his time-traveling parents, seeing dead-people at Memorial Day events, fifty-seven states, the intercontinental railroad, corpse-men, cinco de quatro, obee-guy-knees, giving breathalyzers to treat asthma, uh-uh-uh-if-if-if-if or any of that other okie-doke.

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  • Since Andrea Mitchell was probably in attendance for at least one Lincoln speech, she might have a point, if Obama could write.

    • All I've ever seen from his reading the teleprompter, and I'm pretty sure he didn't write what was on there.

  • *blinks* LOLOLOLOL

    Stop using Republican Presidents to give Democrat people stature, it is not a good look.

  • I wonder what it is like to be a horny old woman with a crush on Obama? I do believe she belongs in a hoe somewhere watching Reruns of Jerry Springer...

  • Please, President Barack Hussein Obama II - Barry Soetoro, did NOT say that there were just 57 states. He said he had been to 57 states and that there was one more to go. He went on to say that his campaign would not allow him to visit Alaska and Hawaii so he won't be visiting them.

    The tally is:

    57 states visited
    1 more to go
    2 which he is not going to visit

    Total number of US States according to Barack Hussein Obama II - Barry Soetoro

    60 (sixty) states.

    Barack Hussein Obama II - Barry Soetoro, Messiah, Savior of Mankind, Lord of the Universe, The Master, He Who Loves and Praises and Apologizes for Islam, He Who bashes Christians at prayer breakfasts, day of prayer, Easter prayer, and the like, but praises Islam at special White House Islamic events, He Whose voice calms the storms, He Who stops the rising of the oceans, He Who lowers the earth's temperature and heals the earth, He Who is THE MOST PRO-LIFE President EVAH', He Who is the smartest person and smartest president evah' (Marilyn vos Savant's IQ is the world's record - 228 in the Stanford - Binet system, yet, ignorant people falsely claim two falsehoods - 1, Obama is the smartest person and president ever, and 2) Hillary Clinton is the smartest woman in the world.)

    Yes, He Who is praised, he who insults US citizens, hates Israel, loves to support the slaughter of innocent babies, even supports their death if they actually survive abortion, thinks there are 60 states, not just 57 states.

    Moreover, our Wise, Super Smart, oh, so compassionate president also thinks that Jacksonville, Florida, Savannah Georgia, and Charleston, South Carolina, are along the Gulf Coast, on the Gulf of Mexico, rather than along the Atlantic coast line.

    We are so lucky to have such a just, fair, loving, compassionate, knowledgeable incarnation of The Greatest in President Obama.

    I definitely want HIM to write textbooks and curriculum for schools - grammar school, high school, college, and beyond. That way George Washington will be Hitler. Hitler and Margaret Sanger, his buddy, will be Mother Theresa-Mohandas Ghandi. Mother Theresa and Mohandas Ghandi will either be famous democrats, supporters of abortion, or they will be demonized as satanic beings who hated babies and black people and ate children for breakfast. With Obama as textbook author and curriculum writer, 2 + 2 can be anything a Leftist-Radical-Democrat-Socialist-Baby Butcher-Islamofascist lover wants it to be, and is always anything but what a Conservative, Pro-Lifer, Christian, Israel supporter, Police officer, or US Serviceperson says it is = 4.

    Obama will have to revise the map of the USA to make the 50 states become 60 states.

  • Andrea Mitchell… the female version of Chris 'Tingles' Matthews and little Georgie Steponmycockalot. Biased media hacks that are bought and paid for by the parent company, DNC.