Fart-Sparked Fire Causes Severe Injuries During Surgery

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• And the idiots in Kalifornia continue to be felony stupid...From Stockton where I used to work..Too bad this guy didn't shoot that piece of shit clown.

  http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2016/10/video_shows_creepy_clown_prank.html

• So is that what my dad means when he yells, "well, s**t fire!"

  • Nope, that is because of the jalapeno peppers you put in the chili.,

    • Jalapenos are for sissies. I carry around a small bottle of ground smoked Ghost Pepper flakes with me to season any bland food I come across.

• Pyroflatulance? Sounds like a new lefty terror tactic.."

  Vote for Hillary or I fart on this lighter and burn down the room said James Carville"

• Brain farts in DC cause taxpayer money to burn up all the time.

• I read that story and... well... um... how does "intestinal gas" get released in the vicinity of a laser performing surgery on a woman's cervix? I'm no doctor and I've never taken an anatomy class but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express once, and as far as I know, based upon what I've read and my own personal research, the intestines are not connected to the cervix.

  • no but the b***hole is in close proximity to the vajayjay.

  • Hey, Farts can drift, man! I'm tellin' ya!

• Can see terrorists tanking up on beans before a flight now.