How dumb are Princeton students? So dumb the Princeton Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources, & Education office felt it was necessary to create an infographic telling students how to figure out who wants to dance with them.
How dumb are Princeton students
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I assume that BOTH parties, male AND female, are supposed to follow these rules, right? Oh, wait, I should be jailed for assuming that it's male and female.
Just pt all the students in bubble wrap, and roll them down the hill....
Or maybe we should start mating like salmon do it: the female lays her eggs in a likely spot and then males take turns squirting their milt over it. You never know which salmon's milt was successful on which egg, and the males and females really don't have much to do with each other. Consequently, you very seldom hear about sexual harassment amongst the salmon. Of course, on the negative side, everybody dies when the mating is finished...
Well, this is the school that, for the most part, gave us Woodrow Wilson. Quite possibly our worst president ever.
The only people I see dancing after this edict of stupidity are tort Lawyers dressed like Unicorns.
I especially love the part where you're supposed to keep asking while you're dancing if your dance partner is "still into this." I guess if you don't keep asking it's considered rape or something.
"Officer, arrest this man. He asked me to dance and I said yes and started dancing with him but halfway through the song I changed my mind and he just kept dancing without my consent!"
It's stories like these that lead me to pray my son never goes to college and learns a trade instead. It's unfathomable how much college has changed with all this liberal ideology, even when I was in college in the late 2000s.
I know the feeling. I was lucky in life, hard work and a little luck, I earned a good living and set up trust funds for my grandchildren to go to college. Fortunately the oldest two chose another way. My grandson is a Marine, just back from his third tour in Shitstanistan, Afganystan, whatever that shithole is called. My oldest granddaughter is in the Air Force, she just got promoted to tech sergeant after only two years! Well, a few months more than that but not much. To hell with the money, they can have it anyway. I am so proud of them it hurts.
One more to go and she isn't sure yet, she is a senior in high school this year. But she looks at pictures of her big brother in his dress blues, reads the emails he sends home, I'm thinking she may opt for military service too. How much prouder can a man get? Watching his family carry on a tradition of service to our great nation that started with George Washington in the east and Sam Houston in the south!
I once had a girl dry hump my leg on the dance floor. I'm still in counseling over the event. If only she had asked if I was still "into it."
Ruined a brand new pair of khakis too, sigh.
Maybe she mistook you for a bidet.
No woman would have mistook me for a bidet in my younger years. More like a weapon of mass destruction. (snicker)
You jest Mister, but you'd be surprised how often I get mistaken for bathroom fixtures...
Like the flush handle on your toilet? HAHAHA...Just kidding!
Hey JP, he just called you a knob...
Maybe those mistakes are olfactory rather than visual... I don't know, just trying to help.
Non-consensual dancing is now a problem on college campuses? Good grief....
Sweet Jesus, we are lost as a society. These kids are going to graduate with some kind of diploma saying they are qualified to do what? Their parents are paying tens of thousands per year, or the kid is going into debt, to learn how to ask someone to dance? Unfriggin' believable.