Iran orders Hezbollah to target Saudi Arabia instead of Israel. LOL. Israel will no doubt enjoy the break. Iran is that neighbor from hell with multiple pit bulls chained to the bumpers of multiple abandoned cars in his front yard, who sits on his porch wearing camo pants, infantry boots, and no shirt, repeatedly field stripping his AK-47 while staring at your kids.
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Every time I read something about Iran telling others what to do, I picture a bearded monkey having sex with a football...The only difference between Iran and a zoo? The zoo has windows...
Uhm... does anyone else feel like... we are kind of living the fuller strength of Revelations right about now? I am kind of just waiting for certain important rivers to dry up and certain celestial markers to happen...
Wouldn't surprise me. Iran is no fan of either Israel or Saudi Arabia but Saudi Arabia has more resources. Good thing we signed that "nuke treaty" with Iran, huh? /sarcasm
The Middle East in general is such a clusterfvck. The entire region is a time bomb waiting to go off and it will at some point. All the meddling we've done there in the last 60+ years will be like a game of patty cake when the sh!t hits the fan.
I've always laughed when idiots like Carter and the Clintons go over there, trying to bring peace to the region. It'll never happen.
It's not bad enough that things were screwed up for the past 60 years, but Obama had to throw the ultimate monkey wrench in the mix. He really screwed the pooch on this one.
If the only person you listened to for advice on the middle east was Valerie Jarrett...