Given the raging success of Mrs O the website, which chronicles the fashion statements by the Most Glamorous First Lady In History, a book was a foregone conclusion. And, of course, reviews of Mary Tomer’s Mrs O have been nothing less than stellar [caption id="attachment_28114" align="alignright" width="150" caption="Jackie Kennedy never wore an outfit that made her belly look like the Michelin Man's"][/caption] "Tomer's is at least the third fashion-related book on the first lady, and so far, it's the most comprehensive, tracing Obama's style from that frigid day in Springfield, Ill., when her husband announced his candidacy to the first lady's springtime tour of Europe,” Politco.com noted. "[Tomer] spoke with more than 40 designers for the book, which includes two-page interviews with such Obama favorites as Jason Wu, Loree Rodkin, Isabel Toledo and Peter Soronen. It's also filled with fabric swatch close-ups, dress shots (both famous and less well known) and displays the thoroughness of a librarian in cataloging the origins of Obama's many brooches, pins and patent-leather heels,” the Washington Post raved. But here’s the only review you really need: “Only on a planet where Barack Obama is considered a moderate, where a tax cheat is named Secretary of the Treasury, and where a pervert is put in charge of safe schools, could Michelle Obama be called 'the new Jackie Kennedy,'" said IHateTheMedia.com. And now to prove our point, let's take a journey around le monde du faux pas de mode de Michelle Obama (for those of you who aren't up to speed on your French fashion lingo, that means "the world of Michelle Obama's fashion don'ts"). The Grand Canyon. Hey, c'mon, we're talking about the landscape. Keep the hula hoop, lose the suicide bomber belt We're not sure which is uglier, Michelle's "third grade class photo outfit" or the chef's shoes and socks Now we know where the missing drapes from the Lincoln Bedroom went Jackie Kennedy looked elegant wearing this in 1962. Apparently, Michelle found it hanging in a White House closet Extensive research was unable to unearth any photos of Jackie Kennedy dressed as if she were on her way to WalMart Sooner or later, you just have to acknowledge that it's time to move up to larger-sized pants Here's Michelle wearing an ugly purple bow and matching scowl As one wit said, "From the StarTrek fashion collection" No comment really necessary. None at all. Attention, WalMart shoppers. Dogs are not allowed in the store. Made from the wallpaper in a Mexican whorehouse. Our apologies to the Mexican whorehouse The suicide bomber belt is a mix-and-match accessory item. The perpetual hunched-over posture is definitely non-Jackie Sherlock Holmes just called. He wants his suit back. The WalMart shorts seem to be a Michelle "fashion" favorite. The Oompa Loompa look is "in" in 2010 What did Michelle do with the plastic slipcover when she turned grandma's couch into a dress? Hey, is that a Members Only jacket? Haven't seen ours since the 1980s