Joe Biden delays his running-mate pick by TWO WEEKS amid worries process has become a mess that has pitted women against women. Creepy Basement Biden won’t come out of his basement, won’t take questions, has handlers who keep him away from the press, won’t do an interview with Chris Wallace and now he can’t pick a VP nominee. But you’re supposed to vote for him. You can’t make this shit up.
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Creepy Joe is lucky he can find his ass with both hands!
Just Pick Pedo Bear and get it overwith.
Can’t pick his successor, but we’re supposed to pick him as president. Yea right!!! Dips face it Joesph has seen far brighter days and the bulb has gotten very dim.
There is a false premise to this article, namely that Slow Joe will have any input at all into picking the VP nominee.It's been 8 months or more since he last completed a sentence - how is he going to remember the names of the various competitors?
Good point. I have this vision in my head of Joe waking up periodically during the VP-selection meeting and shouting, "Pick the black one!" followed by "Where's my jello?"
The Babylon Bee says Joe can't wait to find out who he picked for VP nominee.