Latest warning from Global Warmists: Human beings will develop webbed feet, gills, and cat eyes after the glaciers melt and Earth becomes a Waterworld.
This post was last modified on January 13, 2016

Latest warning from Global Warmists: Human beings will develop webbed feet, gills, and cat eyes after the glaciers melt and Earth becomes a Waterworld.
This post was last modified on January 13, 2016
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Hey, I saw a show on TV last night, said the earth would be completely uninhabitable in about 1.1 or 1.2 billion years anyway. So I'm not going to worry about it.
OMG!!! I wish you hadn't told me that. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep!!
/sarc
I fell asleep while watching it.
We are already seeing examples of things like this in places like Arkansas, Missouri, northern New Mexico, but it has nothing to do with globull warming. I think they call it inbreeding instead. Are the inbreds ahead of us on the evolution scale now?
https://youtu.be/zeIsxXDyjlc
Definitely see it in the ME due to inbreeding.
Don't forget
http://shoebat.com/2013/11/04/new-cases-cannibalism-muslim-syria/
Check the date, it's much worse now. And the incest thing is much more insidious (and inbred, intended)... but they're all so peaceful.
It helps the djin pool tho
So, we are all going to look like Golom?
Uh, pass, but thanks anyway.
Besides, I don't think they make some of those shoes Miss Kimmy drools over in webbed toe sizes. If I have learned ANYTHING over the years, it is NEVER get between a lady and her shoes.
Probably a study with federal grant money too......
Somebody's had way too many "Magic Mushrooms" here recently. I don't see humans developing webbed feet unless one of these drugged out excuses for scientists do some accidental gene splicing.
If momma drinks a half bottle or more of Jack each day while pregnant, she will have a webbed foot and hands baby. In the past the boozing was incorrectly blamed. Now smart power has determined that it is really global warming causing these mutations. So drink, but don't burn coal.
Idk what's funnier scientists or accidental
Because that's how evolution works: When there's more water around you, you grow webbed feet and gills.
It seems the proponents of evolution are the ones who really don't understand the concept.
After 40 days of rain and the Earth being engulfed in water no one spontaneously grew webbed feet and gills. If the world becomes engulfed in water, spontaneous evolution into frog people is not going to happen. If there are people alive it means there is land so why exactly will people develop into frogs for...? We have you know... boats and other contemporary things that can assist us to move on water...
These people don't think sh*t through... all of these people just need to calm the hell down.
"Dr Skinner said eventually there could be a complete loss of teeth and a reduction in jaw and mouth size down to something you can fit a straw into, which would result in our faces becoming smaller."
It's called "turning totally ga-ga", Dr Skinner, and I rather suspect you're considerably closer to that period of personal development than you care to imagine.
eventually there could be a complete loss of teeth
That is already happening, within 20 miles of every meth lab.
The only thing warmers ignore is fact. Both poles are larger that I have been for some time. These people are a danger to themselves and others.
They don't care about facts. They care about control: telling us what to think, how to live and (much more importantly) how and when to die.
Typical fascism, in other words.
Tmi extirpates, tmi.
Not that kind of pole. He meant like the Arctic and Antarctic. I think.
I hear the biggest b!Tc# from those who are stationed there is...
https://pumasunleashed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/shrinkage.jpg?w=580
Not a problem, since they came from the shallow end of the gene pool.
You are correct, they are called North Pole and South Pole. Another example of precise language!
If you have been to the north pole and the south pole, democrats would call you transpolar...instead of bipolar.
Just remember you started this: dems will approve polar bear penguin marriage, the viability of the polaguins and penars though is not sacrosanct
Sooooo been was a typo? Lol
If Gore were to kiss this newly evolved frog, would it turn into a massage-therapist?
No, it would turn into an Al-Jazeera America anchor.
And then we will all turn green, have long tongues, start eating flies and live on lily pads....These predictors live in Colorado? Cause whatever they are smoking seems to be real strong....
More proof that like Kermit said, it isn't easy being green.
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