Maryland woman seeking to normalize naked breasts in public

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• Ah jeez (give me a break, it's almost 3 a.m. the SleepDemons are visiting & alcohol may have been involved) but I can't get that Queen song out of my head, "♫♪ Get on your bikes and ride♪♫"

  [edit] here, went and looked. maybe I can pass it on and torture somebody else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

• And I bet if you look or stare at them, she'll get pissed....

  • I guess her argument would be that women don't stop and stare at naked guy chests. She would be wrong, it is just that women are not as pervy about it and of course gay men do too.

    • women are not as pervy

      Then explain Chippendales.

      • does it?

        • You misunderstood. You said women are not as pervy, and I was asking you if they're not as pervy, then can you explain Chippendales

        • I don't do Chippendales, so I can only conjecture. Old desperate sexless women with ugly fat husbands do Chippendales. Perhaps that explains their perversion. It is easy I suppose to be perverted when they are out of joy in their lives, living with a beer bellied creature that can't get it up anymore. Although of course, there are always exceptions women can be perverted too, but not at the same numbers as men.

          Very few women will actually woot and cat call a man on the street which is an entirely different thing than inside a location like in Chippendales I am sure. Certainly I know of no woman that has done it and I have not known any man that could tell me truthfully that they have gone through that experience.

        • Actually Kimmy, most of the women at those shows are young women who, like men, are just out for a thrill.

        • Really? Is this knowledge due to your enjoying these shows or because you are or were a performer? ;-)

          I bet these are 21 years old "I can drink and do whatever the hell I want" one time girls and women who are in their mid to late thirties trying to be young again for a minute. Of course there are always exceptions, but you certainly won't find me in there.

          I am a firm believer that if you have to pay for "it", you are not living right.

        • LOL! No Kimmy, I never performed in these shows. Nobody would pay to see me dance. Its just entertainment, and I actually saw a news show about it once. That's how I know about it. It was much more popular before you were born.

        • Oh so it was popular in the past...

        • Those aren't women in the audience!!
          Bada-bing!!

          (LOL!!)

        • And just why are you awake at this hour? Mornin' KQueen ;)

        • nona

• I'd support her....

  Though, I need more pictures to fully appreciate the issue...

• Why wasn't she wearing a helmet? It's the law dammit!

  • They make helmets for them?

    • There is this one:
      http://i.imgur.com/S95cTFm.jpg

      But I like this one better:
      http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/145896.jpg

      • Why is she wearing a chastity belt on her head.... that is a no-go, no-go.

      • Too much chafing and the sword will probably get caught in the spokes.

        • Quick, somebody PhotoShop that badboy while it's relevant (those badboys?)
          http://p5.focus.de/img/incoming/crop4718230/6536385766-cv16_9-w135-o-q72-p4/148ce000a559d006.jpg

          http://michellemalkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/obamakerrybike.jpg

          [edit] PS Here, catch
          http://michellemalkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kerryfootball.jpg

        • Good grief, no wonder the world is kicking our ass. We have sissies in charge of our diplomacy.

        • Might as well admit it. If we had sissies in charge of our diplomacy, we would be doing much better than we are.

        • "Good grief"? Seeing as how that's almost a signature saying for you, Darby insisted I send you this. with a 'bless his heart' attached.
          http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fx1lPIcCpnU/Um8AeqKus6I/AAAAAAAAAEo/Ad7BT6-PMHw/s320/charlieBrownPumpkinFootball.gif

        • This is not the first time I have been compared to Charlie Brown.

• I counted three boobs on that bike, and it seems she's never been to New Orleans.

• Maybe she'll use the same bathroom as that guy leaning on the police car in some occupy protest.

  As for the headline, IMO the more proper wording would be "Maryland woman seeking to attract attention to herself"

  Which would make the aforesaid "bathroom" even more appropriate for her intentions.

• Maybe she can use the same bathroom as that guy leaning on a police car in some occupy protest?

  • Why am I suddenly getting notifications for posts from last month?

• Her parents must be so proud. Oh well, if some goofy broad wants to run around with her titties flopping around why should I care? I'll stick to the ladies with a sense of modesty until they are in the right place and time to shuck the clothes and have some fun!

• Hell yeah... just gimme me some tater tots too and I'd be one happy SOB (∙)(∙)

• I have heard worse ideas.