Mass migration of American women to Texas imminent

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• Axe me why would anyone wear that stuff?

  • I would whack my nose hairs with an axe before I would wear a metrosexual cologne.

• I've yet to meet a woman that actually likes the smell of that crap.

• I quit wearing cologne in college - long, long ago. A strategy that may have saved me from the horrors of matrimony. A couple of weeks ago a friend invited me to attend an outdoor concert with her - something I would never bother doing alone. Walking through the line to show my ticket, a 40 something blonde woman in line behind me excitedly asked me - "you smell so good. What kind of cologne are you wearing?" Maybe I should get out more often. That was the first time in my 68 years that any female of any age ever told me that I smell good

  • Amazing what a good shower can do. (snicker)

• Axe body spray for young men who don't know the meaning of sparingly.

• I heard a group of women from here in West Michigan, drawn by the scent of Axe, were headed to Texas but only got halfway there before they were trampled by a mob of stampeding Catholic priests.

• Clearly a joke. If it were "Hai Karate" cologne, however I could believe it.

• What a tragedy! Metrosexual males across America are crying in their Perrier about the loss!

• Axe body spray, for men who have not mastered the use of soap and deodorant.