Obama orders review into Russian hacking of 2016 election

Obama orders review into Russian hacking of 2016 election: Pay no attention to the lame duck despot behind the Reichstag curtain with a box of matches in one hand and a can of gasoline in the other.

This post was last modified on December 9, 2016

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  • Breaking News.....Obama said Martians, Specifically Marvin the Martian, was responsible for hacking the election in favor or Donald Trump. Obama said that we will take steps to bring sanctions against Mars and the aliens who hacked the election...Meanwhile Senator Linda Graham (retard-Butt Bucket S.C.) said that she and Mitch McConnell (retard-parts unknown) would be arranging a senate committee to investigate Marvin the Martian and his co-conspirators and bring them to justice.

    Attorney General Loretta Lunch that the Justice Department would be bringing the "full weight" of the F.B.I. into the investigation. Lunch stated that F.B.I. Director Comey would be en route to Mars at the earliest possible opportunity to interview Marvin.

    Senator UpChucky Schumer (Full-on retard-N.Y.) said that he would be willing to delay the transfer of power to Donald Trump until a complete investigation is completed by the Federal Department of Redundancy Department..

    Schumer said that he had asked Anthony Weiner (Pervert-N.Y.) to accompany F.B.I. Director Comey to Mars to take photos of the interview with Marvin the Martian.

    Senator Elizabeth Warren (demotard-Woo Woo Massachusetts) added that she would be in favor of Hitlery Clintoon taking the office of president until this entire matter was settled.

    Clintoon's running Mate, Senator Time kaine was busy licking windows and had no comment.

    Stay Tuned to the Communist News Network for updates on this emerging constitutional crisis.

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  • Head on over to CNN.com. lindsay and mcclown are standing shoulder to shoulder with the dems and Upchuck Schemer. The GOP needs to strip both of these asshats of every committee they are on. You know they are the enemy when CNN is making them look good.

    • I wasted my vote on mcclown in 08. Wish I had voted for obama instead. At least obama stood by the people who voted for him. They wanted full on socialism and he delivered. McClown is a delusional old man that thinks he's going to unite our govt by giving the dems a reach around.

      Its time for this fker to have a stroke.

  • Didn't Podesta fall for a password phishing email that made it so that he literally gave them his password?

    Watch them use the political weasel words like 'influence' to mask the fact the HRC was the worst candidate since Dole.

  • What a delusional turd, He just can't face the fact that the reason Killery and the rest of his communist pals lost isn't because of the Russians, it's because the American people rejected their bullshit power mad agenda.

  • I was thinking today at work, Why didn't Obutthead conduct an investigation after the last election when he got more than 100 percent of the vote in some demotard cities? Oh ya wait, cause he won....what was I thinking?