PETA Wants Golfer to Change Nickname to ‘Tofu’ From ‘Beef.’ Next they’ll want Anthony Weiner to change his last name to “Dick.”

PETA Wants Golfer to Change Nickname to ‘Tofu’ From ‘Beef.’ Next they’ll want Anthony Weiner to change his last name to “Dick.”
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It is my wish, that a large semi full of spoiled Tofu runs off the road and into PETA headquarters killing all those inside by smothering them in TOFU. I should make a movie out of this....
Tidal-tofu turns twaddling tinklers tits-up.
My response?
The name is beef, if you don't like it........BITE ME!
PETA should change their name to PUTZ.
At least they were nice about it
PETA is just a bunch of butthurt hippie vegans who nitpick every fricking thing they can think of these days. They probably stay up late at night trying to figure out the next thing they can biatch about.
I'm surprised they haven't tried to ban the nickname "Leatherneck" yet. Idiots.
Delicious vegan burgers.Roflmcbo
I ordered a tofu burger - once - I took like 2 bites and threw it out.
Threw it out, or threw it up?
I was doing some work for a vegan once, and she told me she was the world's best vegetarian cook. I told her that was like being the world's smartest retard.
She used to complain about me bringing hot dogs to the house for lunch. She said she could give me a tofu dog and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between it and a real hot dog. So I asked her if I gave her a real hot dog, would she be able to tell the difference, and she said yes. I just looked at her and shook my head.
I've yet to see any producers of meat products claiming that they "taste just like soy protein!"
Liberal logic.
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