Public College Drops Math Requirement, May Replace It With Diversity

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• Public College Drops Math Requirement, May Replace It With Diversity.

  Thereby guaranteeing that we will never get the right change at McDonald's.

• Well, there's ANOTHER school that intelligent recruiters won't be hiring out of.

• Math is hard!

  • And racist.

    Forgot I wrote this about common core math::

    SUBTRACT 789 FROM 1234 BY USING THE ROOT VEGETABLE AND COLOR METHOD.

    789 is POTATO, CELERY, KYLE
    1234 is BROWN, GREEN, LIGHT GREEN, YELLOW

    ALIGN COLORS TO THE VEGETABLES
    POTATO TO BROWN
    KYLE TO GREEN
    CELERY TO LIGHT GREEN

    THE REMAINDER IS YOUR ANSWER, YELLOW
    1234-789 = YELLOW.

    NOTE: DUE TO THE METRIC SYSTEM, IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE THE ANSWER IS POTATO.

• Diversity math problem: how many Muslim terrorists does it take to kill 50 homosexuals?

  • I know! I know! Eleventy!