Santa Monica College students marry the ocean

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• Looking at the pics, I'm guessing these are the only students at Santa Monica College that aren't getting laid. While they're doing this, the rest of the school is humping up a storm.

• Looking at the pics of those people screwing the ocean got me so hot I'm gonna find me a cumquat and get laid tonight! (snicker)

  • The one in black and white stripes ended my sexual desires for a few days.

    • They left out one participant:
      http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/poppajoe49/Cure_zpswdzvd64w.png

  • I hear the Caspian Sea is single again...

• On twitter someone said that tomorrow they will claim they got raped.

  This is of course not normal... It shouldnt be illegal or anything like that, but I will judge them because they are freaks

• So, what sex does the Pacific Ocean identify as? Do we have to learn a new pronoun? Have I suddenly been transported to an alternate reality?

  • "So, what sex does the Pacific Ocean identify as?"

    Noncisgender transmasculine heteroabnormal queer speculative. Everybody knows that.

    • OK, you tossed that off WAY too easy . . .

      • I've been doing my homework. My family has had to suddenly learn tolerance for what we formerly considered perverse: I have a cousin who is heterosexual.

        • It takes a lot of courage nowadays to admit that.

• The Eloi

  • Poseidon worshippers. But I'm sure they're too ignorant to know they're involved in a pagan ritual.