Teachers Given “Active Shooter Preparation Kit” Including Bucket, Duct Tape. We guess the bucket is to shit in when you realize the crap in it is useless and you should have gotten a gun and ammunition.
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Teachers Given “Active Shooter Preparation Kit” Including Bucket, Duct Tape
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Does this include the soup cans for throwing at the shooter?
That's the same bucket full of stuff the unlicensed and illegal alien contractors use in Kalifornia...
They forgot the WD-40. You could spray it on the floor so when the gunman runs into shoot he'll slip on his ass...lol
Just how f#%^ing stupid can they get? I agree with Whiskey the only thing of any use is the door stop. Nothing is more disheartening and confusing to see dip shits try to confront evil with moonbeams and fairy dust.
Train the teachers and other personnel to setup a defensive area and be prepared to defend it. It’s not that difficult. Yet the dip shits all want to pretend shootings can be prevented. The only way to reduce them is for a shooter to wonder who will be turning out their lights. The Israelis do it and do it well.
The rope is for the teacher who can lasso and hogtie the shooter with it. The hammer is for breaking out a window to scream out of. Duct tape for the kids mouths when they won't stop screaming. The bucket to pee in instead of everyone wetting their pants.
The only useful item in that stupid shooter kit is the door stop and it should be kept near the door not in a bucket.
No instructions?
Nah, teachers can't read anyway.
Duct tape won't do anyone any good unless they throw in Red Green's cell number.