The Plan to Make California Wet By Spreading Beavers Up and Down the State. Well, this is the only thing to come out of California in years we’re 100% for.
The Plan to Make California Wet By Spreading Beavers Up and Down the State. Well, this is the only thing to come out of California in years we’re 100% for.
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This should sum this one up,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
In the interests of glasnost - and since y'all, our southern neighbors, have no problem importing obscene numbers of illegal aliens - Canada wishes to help you accomplish your goals by shipping several hundred billion beavers southward. Undocumented, of course. ;)
Before we accept, we need to know how those beavers will be packaged.
Shaved bald and wrapped in a G-String.
Have YOU ever tried to shave a beaver??!! No, y'all are on your own!
I meant what kind of crate the animals would be in. I don't know what he's talking about.
You're just upset that you didn't think of it first! LOL
LMOAO...I almost spit beer at the monitor!
Kick they ass gurl
This thread has great puntential. Tho it appears to be gutter bound for now.
The timing is perfect. I was watching a show about language on TLC this afternoon and the communications experts unanimously agreed that a woman's sports team should NEVER be named "the Beavers". LOL
Oregon State U. mens and womens sports teams are called the Beavers. It has to be hard for sportscasters calling the ladies games to keep a straight face. (snicker)
Yeah, I can imagine a number of regular sports calls that would sound unfortunate when applied to women:
"The Beavers have gone into a spread offense..."
"The point guard saw an opening in the Beaver defense and entered the box..."
"This is one Beaver that knows how to handle a javelin..."
The trouble with beaver puns is you're dammed if you do and dammed if you don't.
Haha!! Good one!
I have pun blockage right now. You know the feeling right? You feel the potential in the subject matter, but my creative juices are all blocked. Hopefully the levee will break.
Maybe you just need to PONDer the issue for a while.
I fear that when the pun dike finally breaks, it'll be a beaverpalooza up in my head.
Gnaw it won't.
It eludes me. Seems one beaver in hand isn't as good as two in the bush.
The second you see two in the bush, young man, you need to hitch up your pants and run for your life.
One beaver at a time is all I can handle.
All excess beavers can be sent directly to me.
Everybody's in favor of spreading the beaver until someone spreads a beaver in their backyard.
Hollywood's been spreading beavers for decades and it's still above ground
Dirtiest words ever said on Television?
"Gee Ward, you sure were hard on the beaver last night"......
Sorry I could not resist...
Except in San Fran where they plan to release woodpeckers
http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag152/ByzantineCrusader/BB_zpsfab78a50.jpg
This may be one of the best straight lines of all time, but I am going to hold back before I offend anyone.
The fact that you fear offending someone is offensive to me.
I just don't want to offend the ladies here. Wet, beavers, spread all over the state will totally distract everyone from their work.
Don't worry, he's gonna tell us what he wanted to say eventually. He just didn't wanna look like an eager beaver.