Today’s News Story Short Links 6.27.2020

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• "Female fronted pirates" … I see what you did there. This also changes meaning of "pirate's booty" and God only knows what else.

  • I don't get it. So will their backs still be male? Like Charlize Theron plays the front and Tom Cruise plays the back (standing on a chair of course)?

    • You want to see Tom Cruise's booty then? Sounds kind of... uhh, you know...

      • Secure in my manhood? Confident about my sexuality?

        • Kind of... sexist. I mean, you wanna look at Tommy C's caboose, more power to you. But he's a human being for Pete's sake, not an object to ogle. Dignity and respect.

        • "Caboose?" You have pet names for it?

        • I was going to use 'badonkadonk' but didn't want to sound, uhh... you know...

• Man, that Greitens story has everything that represents the modern Democrat Party and what is wrong with this country: a dirty Soros-funded prosecutor willing to suborn perjury to take down a Republican governor, a dirty FBI agent willing to participate in that perjury and willing to lie under oath while swearing he took no notes (a favorite FBI scam is the way they use their note-taking as a way to misrepresent), a newspaper publisher who fronted the money to pay for the perjury to take down the Republican governor, and even a RINO who was waiting in the wings to take advantage of the situation by becoming the next governor. So you have Soros, the media, the FBI, and a cowardly RINO conspiring to break the law in order to bring down a rising star in the Republican Party. All the dirt was exposed at once in this story.